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NaBarney

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  1. Along the way they mixed with the ancestors of marsupials and big cats Obviously after so many thousands of years of interspecies fucking we're all pretty similar now but the eyes remain a key indicator of our diverse mammalian histories
  2. Go further back, monkeys come from rodents fool.
  3. See it all depends on what part of the world most of your blood comes from if you trace it back far enough down the evolutionary tree. Rodents have always been the dominant mammalian force on this planet so naturally their eye color is most represented. Outside of Australia, blue eyed people are much rarer than brown eyes because marsupials have carved out a niche living alongside rodentia in most places but are generally subservient to them (armadillos are the only marsupials native to North America, and they're kind of treated like a bitch by the other animal folx, hence why you need a lot of marsupial blood to overcome the rodent influence) Green eyes are the rarest of all as big cats can claim an area of hundred of miles as their territory and remain elusive and hidden from view
  4. Some people have green eyes which mean a significant # of their ancestors were descended from felines, brown eyed people are more descended from rodents, blue eyed people from marsupials
  5. Viper saying he'll never post here again, and for once it will be accurate
  6. I think most people just hope it miscarries
  7. NaBarney

    Cringeposting

    I wish the search worked so we could get all dozen or so of his last post ever's in one place
  8. NaBarney

    Cringeposting

    He needed to get in his daily pm's to the staff about banning zeni for constantly embarrassing him
  9. WELCOME TO THE EXECUTIVE TEAM PAT
  10. Post #48 in which you sound happy luuv died Two more and you get a free personal pan pizza
  11. Please shut up.
  12. That sucks zintar left. Hopefully he'll be back once this place is more of a normal forum and less like what it is now
  13. He'll yeaheahaeah
  14. In Eva, much like in real life, sometimes you need to kill an angel in order to escape hell
  15. Idk what any of this means but serious people are saying this is some actually unbelievable next level shit.
  16. The only way to exit the robot is death
  17. You changed your sig, that's good Now no one will know you like scantily dressed kids
  18. u are TOO RANDOM !! My evil penguin army OF DOOM! is going to peck your balls of for being a fucking pedophile
  19. My avatar is fine and cool. Your sig is pedophilic
  20. Wow I never looked at that before Those girls look really young. What a sick fuck.
  21. I never look at the mess of floated threads so this is better, bc now I'll actually see them in the active threads.
  22. He never left
  23. ALL = two
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