NaBarney

Ginguy is afraid to post in Rants because most of the people there are mean to him since he is involved in Republican politics irl and spent all of Obama's presidency furthering racist conspiracy theories on the asmb and posting racist things like "Black Lives (don't) Matter," so he sticks to FFA where people either didn't see all that vile stuff or just don't care that he said it.

Makes your "forget sex, I'm getting money" philosophy even more depressing. "Ain't got time for these hoes, I'm putting in that work and bringing home $36k a year"

I see my fuck up now, sorry I'm drunk and tired

Protein poisoning

Anyway I thought you always talked about making a lot of money. I mean $40k a year is fine if you're a single childless incel who doesn't do qnything, I just assumed you made more.

More protein

What the fuck?

So you make less than $40k a year? Because that's what $1600 every two weeks comes out to.

Wow and he's only 21? Unbelievable

So one guy messaging you and ten other girls while drunk and bored at a party, two other guys who did not reply to you saying Hello and Hey, one guy saying Try again in response to your sad attempts at contact, yet you're definitely going to get with Efrain whose name you blacked out for no reason and is coincidentally never available to meet up when you're able to.

Efrain, Jonas...where's Gunther, Pasqale, and Simon?

Jonas: "Lol what you messaging for? The fuck up outta here, tubby"

A lot more than $1600

Just another catfish, don't worry, nothing's gonna happen.

SAVAGE

You're the sickest of fucks

No he's also bored on his 10 days of paid leave from work

Physically my androgeny Otherwise I'm very diplomatic

I ain't reading no damn twin peaks books.

My bad. Season one. Season two. Movie: Fire Walk With Me. Season 3.

I decided not to participate because MD is a racist.

Season one. Season two. Season three.

Trouble in paradise's basement?

If you tryna be me, you don't gotta eat sleep or shit every day But you do gotta get high and masturbate

Two things every day Smoke weed and jack off