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NaBarney

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  1. Get your upside tf out of this thread
  2.  Plastic being woven into all our meatshells forever. Young scientists squinting at cells under a microscope trying to distinguish between organic material and free-floating plastic, oil dispersants, toothbrush bristles and bits of tin foil I GOT I GOT TOILETRIES INSIDE MY DNA OIL SLEAZE FROM BOILED SEAS INSIDE MY DNA
  3. They're probably just rubber stamping everybody without looking https://gizmodo.com/florida-didnt-run-fbi-background-checks-on-gun-buyers-f-1826701317
  4. They're not so great
  5. Uh-oh, don't hurt em now! I had to do it
  6. No wonder your body is ejecting your hair faster than it can be grown. Nah. Once a week, and tbh I try to do it when I ain't gonna be anywhere for a couple days bc it always looks and acts like absolute shit after shampooing. Just blast it with hot water and wring it out, most showers. That's all it needs
  7. I will customize it to your exact specifications and it will embody you wholly
  8. NaBarney

    Ladies

    The bitches love it when you tell them to have a pleasant day
  9. Summer crimes are making me uneasy
  10. But yewh Hell.
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  12. I am right exactly there with you my man
  13. Don't listen. Tthis sick speciesism
  14. Just go ahead and rip out my motherfucking spine now I don't want to see where this highway goes to
  15. I think he goes out of his way to look as young as possible, even dresses like a teenager, all his shirts are like Puma or And1 or a Kohl's exclusive NBA t-shirt that just has the name of a team on it.
  16. Wack shirt
  17. My hair is as long or longer than op's and i never lose more than like one or two strands doing anything. But it's also thick af might be different for thin hair folx
  18. That sounds freakish, how often are you shampooing and conditioning? More than once a week is too much and fucks with your hair.
  19. Hell yeah making power moves. Couple days ago I finally broke my bed down and got everything off the floor and scrubbed and mopped my room completely for the first time in like a year. Unbelievable amount of mold growing on the floor and walls under and around my bed but it's all good now
  20. Is there at least a bar
  21. Zeni is real, it is involuntary, it's just who he is.
  22. You would think that at some point in all their commiserating together about no one will have sex with them, it would occur to them to just have sex with each other.
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