I suppose if I ordered like a set of something I'd call it stationary. If I walked into an unfamiliar store I'm more likely to ask where the Office Supplies are rather than stationary. Takes the same amount of time to say.
Oh c'mon, you can't say that someone like me, it's practically forcing my hand...yep...too late...
The preventative measure it to just post the gif yourself 😝
Idk, I'd deal with patronizing for good food >.> Also it's like, alright Mom, get it out, get is ALLLL OUT right now, like ripping a band-aid off instead of having to hear it trickle out of you throughout the year. lol.