Vela

😮

😔 my apologies. Time to take my nap.

THIS is a moose hat this hat, no socks, ees sessy time.

Could go both ways

SOLD! Cause that's how people describe me...a cat who can really swing... Also 'cept I'd hafta be a guy for this, I guess...cause...antlers.

You gotta take care of it right before hand! Or with your hand, hwvr you want to word it. But yeah, the attention thing woulda prob been a problem. I mean you get to take frequent breaks because everybody knows standing or sitting completely still in one spot is actually kina difficult, there're lots of tricks to it. But they aren't long breaks, just for water so it isn't a mentally stimulating job. And if you crack too many jokes during it the students will ask for you back but the teacher will be reluctant

I'm kidding Idc, I've seen a lot of penis. CAUSE I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR ART! I swear that's the reason. >.> <.< No srsly, men were so much easier to find as models than women in school *shrugs* at least in my area at the time.

FAVORABLE ANALOGOUS MOTION!

lol, well there was none there a minute ago, but who knows NOW! NOW it could be EVERYWHERE!

Or were you thinking sweee eeeeet sensation!

give'n me excitations

>.> <.< it's not in my head

So what happened?

Well I wasn't, cause you said 'almost'.

I'm short so anything other than heels or knee highs make my legs look exceedingly shorter. In other words, no. Not in general.

@GreatBallsOfJizz I was trying to find pics of an 11' christmas tree we had one year when I came across these and realized Imma dirty liar. I ttly posted pics on the old boards 😅

Awz ees being lusted on. You might be able to tell from the Pants Off thread...I don't have a penis. But you bring up a fair point.

Awz ees being luved on.

Unless you have an entryway you refer to as a genkan *points* get out.

@tsar4 Hat on, socks off. Got it. What about multiple hats?

*was randomly nipple twisted by a twelve year old on a lake beach at a barbershop quartet concert for old people* I never saw it coming, but I'm wise to ya'll now, short ones *was less than a foot shorter because I'm only 5' 1"*

Ah...I think I understand why this is relevant to me 😄

Rutgers? It's kinda a big campus.

To quote someone another thread... "kinky"