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Vela

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  1. MAKE her? Nice rhyming, btw. But I'm not him...nor do I think I talk like a pussy, nor does mine talk...that I know of. If it does it must be in it's sleep...or my sleep...
  2. You're taking your rainy days way too seriously.
  3. Also, wha?
  4. Oh You
  5. And they say they don't make things the way they used to.
  6. I'm juss say'nnnnn...
  7. It's okay neither do I Unless you're giving money away...then I've been with ya the whole time
  8. I...I was ttly with you until this part. Are you paying bitches to make cookies with you? Or...are you saying only bitches who care about getting money for Christmas like Christmas? Are you not getting money for Christmas but would like to? Or should that have been Fuck Bitches get money...which...I guess is true and very nice of you to contribute during the holidays.
  9. Scat no problem. But phallic fruit, as fun as it is to say out loud *wags finger* There's a distinct difference in presentation too. Watching someone tape a banana to a wall, not performance art. But watching someone poop on their lawn is "Surprise! Look at me!" Banana art be like "I'm here, you must look at me. In fact the person who put me here might be looking at you looking at me right now. How's that make you feel?" Creepy is what, give me snowpoo please.
  10. 😄 It's been a while for me. Bet those cookies are gunna look different than you remember them come tomorrow.
  11. I'm not lonely, I've got tailless to play with
  12. This is a hard question. Hmm, well I know which one I'd back away from faster.
  13. Or a v-neck
  14. @Ginguy You'll be fine. @Naraku4656 I'LL BE DEHEAD!!!
  15. You guys and your banana walls. Also, is it...is it? lol.
  16. You're like, "This is what I look like at the end of the night," and I'm like, "Fuck'n I wish, lol."
  17. Art that only a select few people might want to see
  18. I can smell that gymnasium, lololol.
  19. "Carnival of Fun" sounds like something of nightmares. What movie after the 60's had a carnival in it where something terrible didn't happen?
  20. It's more like what the town thinks as I live at the top of a very busy intersection and there are no leaves on the trees to hide...these transgressions that you have laid out for me.
  21. Yay!
  22. This somehow sounds unnecessarily messy.
  23. Vela

    Swingers & BDSM

    I think it really depends on the person. My cousin met his wife online, they've been married for 12 years now and have two pretty cool kids. He made good money and was lonely, now he's got a family to spend it on *shrugs* This isn't bad advice either though.
  24. Vela

    Swingers & BDSM

    I really want to see this for some reason. 😮! Maybe that's my sexy secret. I wanna watch
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