scoobdog

I'd go Super Saiyan on the Home Depot Hottie, and we'd have a special little boy that Luuv won't want to flush down the toilet.

Personally, my feelings were hurt when he left.

I am shamelessly stealing that IRL.

Well, that trailer was full of stupid people with dumb expressions, so I guess best is relative?

What's up with people trying to ruin the good vibes? Can't say I've ever been so lucky, so color me envious.

Meh

What kind of chips?

Don't have snapchat.

Yeah, it's strange how many people are posting about losing a pet. I had to put my Julie to sleep on Monday because she was convulsing. Then, someone I know from school had to put his cat to sleep Tuesday. Then, I saw Saddy post. Now this.

He was too busy trying to impress you.

I only go for jury duty. I'm sure they can tell how bored I am when I walk by.

'sup bananas?

'Cause you're a junkie.

Nope.... Still not as stupid as MD.

Show them what, exactly?

It seems that the real problem with this is that the word enables people's insecurities. Ideally, you should never have to say something that you could demonstrate, but you can't demonstrate love to the people that demand to hear it. More often than not, the word stands in for something you can't provide them. I've never thought it to be the little innocuous phrase to be thrown around to appease - it inevitably warns of an incompatibility.

Weed burgers?

No, it's just sad.

C'mon man. There's nothing funny about any of this. The last thing her daughter deserves is to be an orphan.

Yes, we do need to do this.

This arent men, fuggs.

Because you're not taking your medication as prescribed so they aren't working.

RIP

Then I highly doubt you've been smoking that long.