scoobdog
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If you just worked on being honest about, well, everything, you'ld be beautiful the way you are. -
Puke it out, champ.
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Happy Birthday!
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You want cuddles too?
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They're charging you to dig shit out of the dumpster now?
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Well you better learn yourself. You'll never find a man if you can't cook.
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Who does the cooking in your household?
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Please. Half the girls in your HS class were knocked up by Junior year, and the other haif was on the wrestling team.
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I see the leg room still sucks.
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You mean that shitty Bluetooth speaker?. That thing probably doesn't work half the time.
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It's not Nielson. It's really the G-Men. They're coming for you, Kenny,
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His real name is Weiner, so I'm sure they just assumed he was also a Pedo.
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God damnit. I clicked expecting a cheap laugh, but I ended up really fucking wanting this game.
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Yes, I do believe you recounted the episode.
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I read that as you defiled your car.
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breaker
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attorney
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I'm pretty sure he can't, given the casinos are replacing all those worthless union janitors with Jose and his extended family.
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You don't live in New York City.
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Most certainly. I do like the new hard drive feel.
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The infinite boot loop is always unfixable. Were you able to recover files off of it?
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That someone still listens to AM talk. They're probably planning, as we speak, how to yank your favorite shows off the air to maximize the cruelty.
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You teaching someone to count money? That couldn't possibly go wrong.
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Or maybe they'll post your log at the office cooler so everyone can laugh at you. I'm thinking that.
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More like the only failure great enough to push Trump to suicide would be having literally everything he's stolen from more deserving people to be taken away from him. Seriously though, once he's out as President, he's a goner.