scoobdog

It’s true. We used to think he was going to be a genius. Then he found PBR. When people ask me why he was a janitor, I just tell them he was always gifted.

Just because we all agree you’re worthy of derision, mockery and crippling condescension, doesn’t mean we all act the same. By the way, I’m your brother.

I’m going to blow your mind! Now this thread totally makes sense.

IT all depends on whether or not you believe MD had sex in a hot tub. I tend to think she didn't so... yes they are.

For a Monday at 3pm? Did it go from $2 to $1.33?

Bet he loves the tingling.

Where are you shoving said hot dogs later, because we all know it’s not your mouth?

You should let your mom take a crack at Kenny.

You stole it and vandalized it to the point it’s a crime against intelligence. The actual artist would kill you if he found you.

Sure I won’t, thief.

Show me the original.

That’s not public domain, Kenny.

So you stole it.

I think we have like two or three Applebees in the entire metro region. There’s one in Lakewood that’s relatively new and I tried once: it was fine for what it is. I have to default to Chili’s only because there’s more here and the sample size is enough to pick the good ones from the bad ones.

By whom?

*looks up at thread*

Have you been to any of those places?

Couldn’t AI at least make you taller, or has it stopped listening to you too?

In related news… I can just imagine the incredulous look on the minister’s face while Kenny was stuffing his face.

It’s Turkey, and it’s not supposed to be bloody and pink on the inside.

But you don’t have any family that will put up with you.

Of course he did. Everyone knows the rookie is supposed to have mastered clock management in a two minute drill.

What pisses me off is that Caleb has shown a lot of resilience the last few games and this bullshit totally doesn’t help.

My bad.

Happy Thanksgiving, Ghosty