scoobdog

Have at it.

Tom Cruise. Might be the greatest dude ever, but want no part of that.

Substituting one black guy for another black guy.

No doubt. It isn't any less horrifying to see. Of course, the difference between this and another volcano on the same plate boundary, Krakatoa, is that this eruption's energy was suppressed enough that people closer to were able to witness it and survive. This particular region appears to have extremely violent eruptions.

That would be a big no. You can see the localized cloud from the blast and its pretty obvious that it's not big enough to enter they upper atmosphere like a surface pyroclastic explosion typically can.

I hear someone called Mountain Dew "panther piss" once, and it suddenly tasted better imagining I was actually drinking wild cat piss.

He'll get there. Dude just does everything in his own time.

Don’t you…. Just imaging what Westie’s last moments were like haunts me.

You may be right, my man. You may be right…

I mean, kinda.

Nobody: Nickelodeon: “You’re right. Football isn’t fun enough. Let’s add slime to the dude that just got bobble headed by the free safety.” The two people that finger sausaged the remote to Nick instead of ESPN: “What the fuck is this shit?” Nickelodeon: “This turned out well.”

Do your nuts sag like one of @That_One_Guy’s jokes at Happy Hour at a biker bar on I79 on a Tuesday night?

Oh shit... Bills have been averaging 75+ yards per posession and 7.8 plays per possession... With every posession resulting in a touchdown. The Pats' defense isn't getting enough time off the field.

That is a literal wall of sound.

When a halftime show description uses "ironically"....

I bet it's worth more if it stays unopened.

That seems like it might be touchy.

Who's accusing you of various agendas? I for one look forward to your dream interpretations.

I've never seen an orgy with that many people not even trying to hide their self loathing.

Right about now, his ex-wife is wondering why she didn't feed him a little extra crack while they were still married. Still wouldn't have had the house, but at least their kids could pretend dad could fly off skyscrapers.

I absolutely love that everyone is so fucking in on this "The Raiders were playing for a tie" thing. It's bonkers that people actually believe that shit.

Dude is underrated: he's a legit comedy legend.

Does anyone actually watch the Senior Bowl?

I think the bat boat is more of a slap in the face than Thor's gym. "Welcome to Superman's home. He doesn't have a boat like me. Also, I probably steal all his pussy with my boat. XOXO Bruce."

You're half right. Lovitz is cool, but Tim Allen is.... not so cool.