scoobdog

what does Nabs have to do to get on you super secret message board?

Why not?

Injuries and a bad playoff system. The Braves didn't deserve home field. Should be a ranked system like the NBA.

You know, I think I like how the setting translates to live action.

Well, they're not facing the Dodgers....

I imagine something similar was heard from the backseat of certain Uber one time in Eastern Tennessee, and no one lived to tell the tale.

Ohhhhhh Pat.......

Better not be the Astros.

4) That's good, because the thread would be even deader than it already is.

No, he got put in quarantine because of contact tracing.

His posts are still on fleek, so I would say he's still got impeccable taste.

Go to Vegas, like right this minute.

Butchering for fun.

Uh... hone your craft with a butcher's knife? ... Learn to make meat pies?

1) Because Fred Flintstone is an avatar of the mid century white juggernaut who disguised his profoundly racist and misogynistic attitudes behind a common man mystique. 2) This is absolutely a Mix original. 3) Better because you're sharing your immense white man wealth in a way that is both jovial and whimsical. 4) See Sponge's thread about the Dinosaurs reboot.

That thread was pretty awesome.

Pro tip: When she asks where it hurts, you gotta say "Well, there was this night in Coral Gardens..." You would think that's preposterous, but all the message therapists know. Also Pro tip: Doesn't work in Houston for some reason.

An isley Bros single from iTunes.

Happy Birthday!

You give the most sage advice.

It's not cheese. This shit ain't getting any better.

"Excuse me miss. May I get wrecked in the backseat of a Prius and, then, take you on a tour of the Grand Tetons with my tongue??"

At least it's not just you. Is he like an ADA case?

Gozer also offers their condolences? That's very nice of them.