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Way back when, there was this PC program from Hallmark where you could write your own greeting to one of their cards. It was fucking great.

That's pessimistic even for IB shenanigans, and knowing how soul crushing her job can be, it's a bit much. But, of course, you're right: I don't speak for her and maybe she's really cool with it. (For the record, I wasn't talking about the old part either.)

Bro..... that really kinda sucks.

Happy Birthday!

I think so, too. He might be referring to Arpeggio of Blue Steel.

Now we're never getting he clown react for sure. Better just stick with the tea-bag react.

Happy Birthday Ghosty.

Post a pic for us Nabby.

I never cared for the show personally, but there was a lot of buzz about how unlikeable Ross was.

David Schwimmer's career stalled because of how he was typecast by the role of Ross.

Also.... love it when white people get confused by the whole two tortilla thing on street tacos.

Can confirm... those tacos look awful.

In all seriousness... this extract has a distinct orwellian tone that somewhat belies the horrors of the decades immediately preceding this textbook

Sounds even less appealing.

Isn’t that basically just recorded phone sex?

She kills it every fucking day.

Abominable is right.

I wish someone else’s cock was big enough so I could send him a titanium ring and Captain Planet reruns.

One of the best collaboration teams in the history of EDM...

It's just a really really disappointing bite when you realize the thing you thought looked like a Reese's Peanut Butter Cup tastes like something you scraped off a stick at beach barbecue pit.

Nabs could never tell a story like this.

You don't compete with the memory of a former spouse. It sounds cliche to say you need to make your own memories with someone who's lost a loved one, but what it means is that you have to create a unique relationship with that person. She isn't the same person as she was when she was with her late wife, so what she needs out of your relationship is not what she needed then. Focus on what Charlotte needs now, and go from there.

Didn’t think so.

Only two boards? Does that even count?