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I'll Photoshop for you anytime, BB.

That's fucking awful.

Funny is one word for it....

I’d ask if you completed the survey, but I don’t think I want to know.

I don't recall this thread either. I probably didn't post in it when I saw it because, like Buddy said, this was just him trying to catch a band for the one millionth time just so he could go back to begging to be let back in. I'm still shocked that no one remembered his early days of being a raging misogynist as well. He kind of filtered it out of his posting years ago but still. Also... Like you remember past like a few days ago.

He forgets that shit like an hour after he says it. Him and Fuggs are both like that.

Just in case we forgot why Herr Bucket ist verboten...

There's always room for more... [Trips] Anyway, we ended up getting a new family member a few weeks ago. One of the ladies at our old vet passed away suddenly and her rescue cat couldn't stay at the hospice, so he came over here.

Happy Birthday, dude.

Why do you think he's always in front of the bathroom mirror?

I have a feeling she's metaphorically referring to her default status as a woman.

Last time I got Arbys, there was like 12” black hair in my sandwich.

I think what Doomy is getting at (without knowing he's getting at it) is that being a virgin is kind of integral to who he is, as a function of his self-perceived problems with connecting with women. Like how he doesn't want to date a woman until he has his own place or how he could never talk to the girl he had a crush on until he found out she was already seeing someone else, it's about him not being confident enough to read body language or to interpret innuendo and how he fears being exposed as clueless by that question.

This thread was not the pay off I was hoping for. As far as tasteless troll bait, there is so much more this could have been.

What does it mean to be desensitized?

I'll allow it.

One spell is all you need,

You do have a thing for... strong... women.

O M F G It's stupid, and yet's its absolutely glorious.

Is that supposed to be a pick up line?

Meanwhile.... LFR posts a cryptic ✌️on his twitter account for no reason at all.

But they're infinitely more lovable as losers. The characters of R&M, Rick at the center, are nihilistic. They're unlovable because they openly consider their actions meaningless even as the consequences cascade on each other, devolving (usually) into chaos. The characters in Sunny fail because of their flaws, but their enthusiasm somewhat belies a sense of hope that makes their misadventures enjoyable.

That's the stuff of legends.... or a Chuck Lorre joke. Kind of depends.