HardcoreHunter

Vegeta comes to terms with getting Yamcha's used goods, then he finds out that Yamcha wasn't even the first to ruff that muff.

Isn't making biscuits slang for taking a shit?

Who the fuck get's drowsy from 2 benadryl?

Is this the 98 movie, or did they make another one?

I have friends who also have worst best stories that probably beat mine. One friend would pretty much always piss himself when he'd get black out drunk. He ended up hooking up with some girl. She calls him and is like crying apologizing. Apparently after they fucked and passed he pissed himself; but woke up at some point in her soaked bed and left. What she thought that happened though is that she pissed the bed and he was so disgusted by it that he left. So he was just rolling with that and was like yeah it was pretty gross. My dads one friend at a party years back was cheating on his wife, and just fucking some girl on the back deck. His wife shows up and is like WTF you sob etc. Without missing a beat he's just like who the fuck are you, you crazy cunt I've never met you before in my life. He keeps this going to the point that they take him to the hospital and diagnose him with amnesia. He had to see doctors and therapists for over a year to try and pretend that he was remembering his wife. It was all fake, but she bought it and they're still married. Lots of fun/horrible stories like that.