Vamped

Is ... that a Zoloft post it note?

Pots and pans are one thing, dishes are another thing. I feel like the cook should clean as they go but the family could wash the dinner plates, silverware etc

I did. Dont ask me what Im doing because I dont know. Basically Im shooting at giant robot eyes and then immediately hiding inside what appears to be a storage crate until I can get good shots at the robot eye again

Disagree... saving it for the realization that even with my advanced degree I dont make enough to pay the minimum monthly installment that I owe for my loans

Me deciding I should probably just go ahead and buy a house Giving more thought to it by looking at how much house I could probably afford Checking out first time homebuyer classes Me remembering I have accrued enough student loan debt to have paid for the cute little house I was looking at

First time im off for xmas eve and xmas so we're make breakfast, smores, cookies, hot chocolate, gonna play some board games and party games on the switch for Xmas eve >.> then probably do the same thing Xmas day with opening presents and making real food.

Discomfort

Except when there's too much belly that it over takes the pp and you have to internally debate if its too late to back out now with "diarrhea" or do you waste like 2 minutes that you could be warming up your car

I like my women like I like my milkshakes

Bring your cat to Xmas with my sister's imposter miniature pincher

Wat? You may be the only person who came into this not expecting a dick

Happy Birthday!

Er .... Xbox