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That's cool. Please school me, the actual therapist

The nasty ones won't have a problem with it. Y'all will just be nasty hoes together

That's not getting therapy for your fetish, you just brought it up in conversation. Plus I don't think I'd ask why Asians ... probably more like how has the separation impacted you?

I mean ... if you wanna bang in a nasty environment ... that's you. You can be nasty

I'm not cleaning anybody else's house regardless of the grade of dick. Get the dick, get out, take everything I came with.

Wait a goddamn minute ... is Tom Holland not Spiderman anymore?!

I need payday to come on ... need some overly priced scented candles in this bitch because these Febreeze squirts ain't working

Yes ... yes make it dark

That's for shorties

Ain't nobody cleaning for dick. If you go over somebody house to bang and it's nasty ... guess what

If you're going to a therapist for a fetish, seems like you're uncomfortable with your fetish you have

I get it too ... but also from men who are 6ft and up too and I'm like.... it's an inch calm your jets. I did want that extra inch when I was younger though ...

I think I heard somewhere that if you tell the attacker about your life, they may be less likely to shoot/kill you. I don't think it's necessarily just the kid things but I think the point is to appeal to their humanity ... killing me would take a parent from my children. I mean you could say that you have no family and do meth every Thursday but they would probably kill you because no one cares as much about a lonely drug addict versus a parent to a young child.

So I've been watching this show all day and there's a few sex scenes.... can you imagine going to work and then being like.... well this is the day I lick my coworkers nipples and stick my face between their buttcheeks as professionally as I can Do you ... look at them the same the next day?

Its so cute the people in anime folder still watch anime as it comes on TV. You could just get the Funimation app and have already seen this MHA episode.

My 10 day isolation is up. We went to replenish our groceries. Now I'm feeling kind of bad again. Also went to go take another covid test because apparently thats the new job policy before I can come in the building.

I kinda miss my trash 90 day fiance shows. I refuse to pay for Discovery + though

FYI you can apply for a credit card to finance a corgi (and other inferior breeds) Feel free to include things you'll never get

.... now I see why this is so popular

The naked one in the hat?! .... was it a hat?! Or a bowl?!