Vamped

But like ... was it a tough road trip. Like .... here you're gonna need this drink to survive ... or just like .... have this alcohol because I have a problem with alcohol ?

=_= trying to figure out why the miniature was given a ninetendo switch. Obviously ... they must want him to break it.

I mean ... it was one of those old people bone pops/creaks. I just feel bad having sat ... for hours .... on Xmas. XD >.> If I didnt have work ... I would probably finish that whole show

So ... I just realized Ive spent half Xmas binge watching Hulu .... It only occurred to me after I climbed out of the nest I made in bed and popped my ... hip? Pelvis? Thigh socket?

I know his legs are probably folded but my mind wont stop imagining that dog being super low to the ground. XD

A christmas miracle

Drinking alcohol through a decorative cup makes it feel more fun >.> And yes .... yes I have drank a margarita out of a pooh bear mug I purchased from Disney World

The other ...... Jesus? White Jesus?

I tracked Santa with the miniature until it said he was in Florida then I convinced him that Santa wouldn't show up if he was awake But then I also .... fell asleep XD

I just want to sleep

Me right about now

Dont fucking count on it. He's been supposedly taking me fishing since I was 10 ...... Im 30 =_=

No worries, my grandpa is a whole asshole. He can only have a male medical team because the VA isnt going for his shit anymore He told the doctor that he needed to write him a prescription for a "lick it lick it girl" All of the family is already way past tired of his shit.

I feel like they showed them grown with kids in one of the later shows

All of it. My family. Plus probably going to be at the VA hospital for a bit with my grandpa because .... maybe he had a seizure ... or maybe he forgot he didn't have legs and tried to get out of the bed, fell and then had a seizure =_= Do you know what he can't forget though? "them latino women have the biggest tiddies" Doesn't matter who he's talking to, what the subject of the conversation is: "Are you any pain? Do you need anything?" "Them titties .... boooooy I tell ya them latino women have the biggest tiddies. Lord have mercy" The miniature: "Want some cupcake?" "boooooy I tell ya-"

My friends are assholes. They dont need hugs also. I'm not a hugger

I could've sworn they were all growed up before in one of the shows >.>

>.> They all fight fire with fire unless they don't have powers .... I think somebody has a gun though ....? I dunno I stopped watching it pretty quickly Lots of titties though

resisting the urge to leave early ... want to so bad .... but then ... that's actually every days so ...

>.> No cars in the parkinglot?

Pretty sure I'll be annoyed as fuck all day tomorrow