Vamped

Surprise! The second noodle is your stimulus check! An Easter miracle!

Its gotta watch its 7pm soap operas before bed

I did work dispatch for a hot minute when I was on nights

So you went active duty only to find out there was no butt sex?

I know Im not missing anything but I still check here anyway

Then being dead is lame af

Im so nice I cant even bring myself to hurt the feelings or self esteem of fictional characters T.T But if you need me to unintentionally hurt the feelings of a real man with potential interest in me, Im your girl XD FML

I dunno man, this is all I have. Im not creative enough to pretend to be poor and ask for ramen noodles or pretend that Im not a loser but an alpha male and Im not posting my tits but Im trying really hard not to post anymore screenshots of my girly non porn game This is all I gots .... until I reply in a thread where they make fun of my local dialect or something

The cruel reality of not being able to be a farmer and have it all. Im playing this game where it has 1 good ending, 1 normal ending and then multiple bad endings. I dont have the heart to get the bad endings because you have to be mean and I dont want to. Ive only got one bad ending on purpose and I did it on purpose to see what all the fangirling was about

What happens in the bad ending ?

I said dating simulators that arent porn >.> What kinda nasty are we talking about here?

Minus the blue feather thing ... this sounds like real marriage XD

Is flirting and romantic gestures required as part of the relationship's progression to marriage ... or do you pick up a random NPC lady in the street and make her have your kids like in fable?

Unless there's romance, none of these count

I would like 3 toilet papers please

Gonna make you feel better! 💙

Living in Oreo sounds cuter than AAAAAA

I also have play dough and a miniature cityscape in my play therapy bag

Food is okay but the sex leaves much to be desired. Why is this my life in a sentence?! XD

You uhm ....wanna talk about it? Maybe while drinking and coloring with color pencils. The crayola kind and not the cheap ones?

Well how do you really feel?