zombieninjakitten

I can’t stay away. It has cast a spell over me. Help me.

...that draining me dry financially! I can’t believe the prices of the books and they have EVERYTHING you can imagine. I mean everything. I’ve placed three orders in the last two days. I’m not sure if it is allowed to post the store here so if not just let me know and I’ll edit it out. 🤓 http://www.thriftbooks.com

@tsar4 omg that was great! Thanks for the chuckle!

Sometimes things just kind of hit me in a profound way.

That @zombieninjakitten is the epitome of assholenish! I don’t how we can all put up with her!

Coffee and pussy. 😜😛😎🤪

When I want chocolate I want a Dove chocolate bar. Absolutely bliss!

@Doom Metal Alchemist sometimes I’m just an internet fuck up. I’m turning into one of those old people who don’t know how to use the inter webs.

Hmmm, weird. @midnight did that work?

As a nerd, I take offense at your rapier wittitude sir. 🤓🧐😛

Oooooh, I’m so jealous and so happy for you! Good luck! My dream job is to be a librarian and up until a couple of years ago I was a volunteer at my local library. I love being around books and the library is my escape and my “safe zone” (I know that sound cheesey but it’s true). I’m disabled and therefore I can’t work but if I could I’d definitely try to find a career as a librarian. As far as detoxing weed, drink nothing but green tea for two days and you should be fine. Green tea 🍵 pretty much cleanses everything from your body. 🤓

I can’t walk in flip flops so I usually go barefoot where permitted but @midnight I have nice, clean, well maintained feet. 😎

Oh my, you’re just like my mom! She lives off sweet tea and she is addicted to McDs Sweet tea. I usually get her one once a day. I can’t drink sweet tea because I can’t have sugar but I make really good sweet tea with Splenda.

I absolutely love black tea! Hot or iced! I love Tetley’s British Blend and Twinings Irish Blend. I’m a big fan of Sleepy Time Tea too. I’m not such a huge fan of coffee unless I’m hanging out with @katt_goddess. Then I’ll usually get a sugar free soy Irish Cream latte or a sugar free vanilla soy latte. It depends on where we are. Katt likes tea and coffee, she likes it black and strong...like her men.

I used to have a crush on porn star Belladonna but mostly just her girl on girl material and her scenes with trans women. She was so experimental and over the top and brought a very artistic and feminist aspect to her work. But, I feel I’m hijacking this thread. Sorry.

Funny thing: I didn’t know what water sports porn was until I was in my late 20s. I thought it was people getting off to people on jet skis or surfing. I was pretty sheltered.

A very old pic of me.

No matter how healthy I eat or how much I diet exercise I’m still an obese fat slob. I even had weight loss surgery for fucks sake about 9 years ago, lost 120 lbs. and somehow have managed to gain about 80 lbs. of it back. My doctor says it due to my many meds. This sucks. Anyone else have this problem? My sister can live on McDs and never gain a pound while if if I even look at a French fry I gain weight. Grrrrr!

And yet I’m extremely obese and disgusting. 😩

I love them in all their crazy, cheesey, ridiculous glory! Any other fans? 😝🤪

Oh, I see, I make jewelry so maybe Hobby Lobby is just really cheap when it comes to the kinds of stuff I buy. Yeah, you can’t beat evil mart. I always seem to end up there *sigh* I’m a big eBay shopper though. It’s a good way to shop without the anxiety.