zombieninjakitten

No, no, I didn’t mean to imply Dracula was a B movie!!! Hell no!

Oh, man the fuck up! 😜🤓😎

What you’re saying is true. I don’t menstruate anymore but when I used to my body turned into a nuclear pollution power plant waste disposal silo.

I’m sorry. I know dealing with job crap is hard. I’m disabled and I don’t work anymore but I remember all that kind of crap.

I don’t have an alt. Should I have one?

Here’s a cuppa tea. It’s going to be alright. You were looking for a job when you found this one. 😎

I love all types of horror movies even cheesey, low budget B movies. My favorite horror movie of all time though is Dracula from 1931 starring the brilliant Bela Lugosi. At the moment, I’m watching Rest Stop which is pretty cheesey but very entertaining.

YOLO sista you and me! Every weekend we gonna partay like...well, like we’re two middle aged women who like overpriced fancy coffee and anime. So, I say bring on the health problems! There’s no stopping us, we’ll take’em down with us, all the bastards! Get some of that Meeeyyyeeeooowww Cosmic catnip! Oh, and don’t forget to massage Chase’s butt.

Tekken 6 baby and kicking ass!

Oh, I may be an open book but I’m far from normal. Katt could tell you some humdingers. 😎

You guys are corrupting me. i like it.

I don’t understand it. I have absolutely no reason not to go home. It would be my utmost pleasure to go home!

Hell fucking yes!,

I’ve just never been comfortable with the idea of online anonymity. People hide behind made up personas and use them as a reason to act like assholes or fictionalize who they are. It’s kind of creepy in a way. Perhaps I’m wrong. I just prefer to be...as real as possible.

So, I should delete my mugshot and bio as a matter of public safety then? Im just one of those people who is an open book who has nothing to hide and doesn’t give a fuck.

🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰 Will you and Disco adopt me?

I’ve noticed that people here don’t really fill out the Profile section of their account or have their real face pic as a user pic. Is there some reason for this? I keep meaning to ask Katt but it always slips my mind when we’re hanging out.

Um...well, I have been known to covet my neighbor’s wife. Wait, that didn’t make sense. NEVERMIND! *sulks in corner*

Aw, that’s really sweet. 🥰😚

Fair enough 😎

Just an “I don’t give a damn Saturday selfie.”

Admittedly, I’m not an ass woman but that is one cute little ass.

I know I’m new but I’m going dare myself to ask, “what about me?”

Was wondering when someone was going to post some tit birdies!

We could chase our lithium with some wine and Adderall if you really want to get this party started! 🤪 Just kidding, I hate being bipolar it’s awesome.