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I have an answer. There is only one thing you can't think about. Nothing. Now i think you're supposed to grant me passage or a treasure or something.
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Getting incredible reviews from anyone whose tried it, mayor included. Got an in with some powerful people in town. They wanted to buy some but were disappointed to learn it's federally illegal to sell untaxed alcohol. (unless this is a sting operation, oh god.) Can't wait to pitch my idea for a combination semi-medieval themed bar, grill, airbnb, and fighting pit. No seriously. Working on the powerpoint right now.
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Picked up No Mans Sky the other day, now that its apparently a great game.
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Does this count?
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Anatomy of a Grimace: Actually the Grimace is where all the food in McDonaldland comes from. There are huge herds of them that get slaughtered for their organs. Thats McDonald'land canon.
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How many grapes can you fit into your butthole at the same time?
SwimModSponges replied to Azalar Hex's topic in Free-For-All
*posts images of asshole and gets banned*- 58 replies
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Hey did i tell y'all im making some alcohol?
SwimModSponges replied to SwimModSponges's topic in General Discussion
Did another taste tonight with the father in law. Very coffee. He really liked it, but i mixed in a little cocoa and vanilla into mine to see what the taste i'm aiming for is like. I liked it, but both he and the wife liked the original more. -
How many grapes can you fit into your butthole at the same time?
SwimModSponges replied to Azalar Hex's topic in Free-For-All
Why wouldn't they come back out intact? I maintain that a firm grape could slide into and pop out of an anus just as easily as a roll of nickels. There is no reason to believe that at any point along the line the pressure of the anal ring, not to mention the relative lack of pressure within the bowel itself, would be enough to crush the grape. That dog won't hunt.- 58 replies
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Shiiiiiit, looks like the Lawyers Trump used in the pre-violent insurrection parts of his attempted coup are getting fuuuuuucked. Good to see some consequences at least.
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Y'all I keep getting 520 errors.
SwimModSponges replied to SwimModSponges's topic in UEMB.com Community Discussion
I'm only ever getting them in desktop. The plot thickens. -
Phrealz. I mean they pretty much always go away when you refresh the page so they're not a huge deal, but I figured I should let you know. It seems to happen when I try to view a new post. Crazy shit.
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Jesus, is that seriously what he posted? I figured thered at least be a crying frog meme or something. Or at least be on topic. The quality of his trolling has just disappeared. I've said it before but i really do feel sorry for how far he's gone trying to get a rise out of people.
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https://www.businessinsider.com/brazil-bolsonaro-backing-capitol-riot-inspired-coup-former-leaders-warn-2021-9 So from now on whenever a wannabe dictator tries to overthrow their democracy it'll be "inspired" by Trump. Name's gonna be synonymous with coup attempts like Benedict Arnold and backstabbing.
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rants Haters/Complainers: Legacy of Spleen
SwimModSponges replied to mthor's topic in General Discussion
Well, the feller with the nazi flag in his window who got arrested outside my house is out of jail again. -
A timeline of the years-long and continuing attempt by the republican party to dismantle American democracy. https://nymag.com/intelligencer/article/trump-campaign-steal-presidency-timeline.html
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IDK man, y'all see some of those videos on machine learning and neural networks? Pretty dope shit.
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Thought of another one- your spaceship is very nicely designed and the space travel is the most immersive by far.
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Eat out beforehand. Take care of her that way, then it doesn't matter how long you last. Winning strategy right there.