SwimModSponges

John Hammond of Jurassic Park.

#MissedOpportunities.

Took them a while to bring it out to me. The waitress said "Sorry about the wait." I replied "You mean it's not really a half pound?" Actually I didn't, but I should have.

Vicks vaporub is always good for some fun sensations. But in the words of the Wu Tang Clan; "Yeah baby I like it raw."

I'm Scruffy. The janitor.

The $50 comes as a cashiers check, but I require evidence that you read the story in full and did not in fact reach erection. There's a short multiple choice quiz involved, and also you have to take a penile plethysmograph.

Yes, and that was my goal.

Thank you kind sir.

Mostly 90s. Truth be told I kind of grabbed X-men from several different continuities and threw 'em all in the mix together.

Needs to hurry up with fanfiction reading as he hasn't even gotten to the porno parts yet.

http://unevenedge.imfapp.in/index.php?action=fanfics;sa=story;id=1;chapter=21 You have to read this. It's amazing.

Goddamn. Now I know a lot of you don't give a shit about my X-men fanfictions, but holy shit.... This is the greatest lesbian orgy you will ever witness, I guarantee it. Please, check it out, behold what I have done. If you don't walk away with at least half an erection I'll pay you $50. http://unevenedge.imfapp.in/index.php?action=fanfics;sa=story;id=1;chapter=21

Well I have work afterwards, so hopefully not. Shitty week ahead, doing six days in a row again. That's always fun.

I have a dentist appointment in the morning. Hooray!

Oh god, you have no idea. The "Uneven Edge Exclusive Post Credits Orgy Spectacular!" is up to 5 pages in size 10 font. For comparison, most of my chapters stop around 2.5 pages. This thing is gonna make motherfuckers nut like nobody's business.

Well, I'm already grabbing my dick, but that's just because I'm writing a lesbian X-men orgy. It's pretty goddamn great.

I heard Tuesdays are the best days to post online content due to increased traffic, but I couldn't find the study so whatever. Also I'm writing porn right now so I can't really pause that and go look up a reference. What are you, my Evolutionary Psychology teacher? Because she was hot. ... I've been drinking.

I'm broke as a joke until friday. Plus we just got a blizzard, and I wouldn't want my weed man to have to drive on this shit.

You got weed, Steve? Wish I did.

Hey now, I look pretty goddamn good naked. Kinda like the xenomorph, actually.

You just had to go and remind me how high I'm not, didn't you.

If you're disenchanted by reading posts... There's always something else you could read... \/ \/ \/

fuck yeah, I was expecting a no and was all set to reply with a " " But this works. Thanks.