SwimModSponges

I prefer a hafted weapon and i don't fuck around. Its not a good idea to duel me.

Perhaps not the majority of people in rural areas across the united states, but probably between a third to a half. Its racist, yes, but its the environment. He's a nice guy, hes just only ever really seen black people in sports and on the news for robbing liquor stores in the big city.

At the end of the interview, when they asked if you had any questions for them, thats when you should have asked this question

Dont worry, it has nothing to do with the gayness. I dont eant anyone here knowing where i live. Its because of a curse; if i ever meet another member from here we have to fight to the death.

North central wisconsin, and he's in his late 20s. He's tried to tell me N'er jokes before but i can usually shut him down before he gets to the punchline, usually. Again, hes a product of the environment: thinks everyone he knows is a republican because in his mind a democrat is a monster who lives in the big city.

@mods oh wow, i though i posted this in ffa. Could i get yall to move it for me?

That depends on which week payday is and if they hold ypur first check.

Breakfast is not a good meal for me to eat socially. I cant have eggs without violently voiding my bowels for the next hour, and i find the various pig-based breakfast meats equally nauseating. Ham is the worst, sausage is tolerable in small doses, and bacon is for putting on a burger. Eating it on its own would be like, eating just carmelized onion. Its a condiment, damnit.

Well thats dave for you; nice guy, not too bright. A product of his environment.

Hey now, the guy im training is in the exact same position as me and he's black. Although, when he first started one of our part timers was in and i asked him if he met the new leader yet. He looks at me like i'm about to pull a prank on him and says incredulously "the bl... that colored guy?" Yes dave, he's black.

If i told you you would track me down and kidnap me.

The guy who closed the night before forgot to make a schedule for the day and messed up on the end of day reports, so i had to get that fixed up first thing. Had a call in but luckily had someone else who was able to open, then one of the other people was a no-call no show, couldnt reach her at the number she provided. She ended up coming in and working a closing, she just got her schedule mixed up. My boss calls and says he's going to be coming in at 2 instead of 8 because of his dentist appointment. Then at 10, (while i was leading the morning meeting) they call me up front and tell me theres somebody there for an interview that nobody told me avout. Ive sat in on one interview; two if you include my own. Never conducted my own before, to the best of my knowledge i wasnt even technically allowed to do that yet. But somebody had to, so there we go. Juggled all that shit while running the front and back as well as training the new guy. Boss gets in, give him a status report for the day, and say "hey uh... how much do you need me to be in tomorrow? Because ive still got 28 hours of PTO to ise before the end of the year and after the day ive had i could really use a mental health day." So he checks the schedule and he's like "yeah ill go ahead and put you in for it," and im like "fuck yeah," because i already asked off for the upcoming week so now ive got an 8 day vacation. /blogpost

After over a month of downtime. Indinite boot loop was unfixable as i had feared, so total loss on the hard drive. But, since it was empty anyways, seemed like a good enough time to upgrade. Parts should be arriving tomorrow, along with a copy of shadow of war for my birthday. Woohoo.

Last night i watched a collection of mess ups from whos line is it anyways, and i was literally crying i was laughing so hard. At the very end, theyre doing rhe cd commercial gag, and Ryan says "we dont know what your watching, so we wont tell you you'll be back to it in a second" and collin cheerfully shouts "we're watching animal porn!" And the whole thing just kind of explodes.

:robot)

There was lite rally nothing on the ballot so the mayor of the town sent out a facebook status saying "hey instead of voting why not enjoy the beautiful weather?"

The pyramids were built by joseph to store grain.

Its an acronym for Pretty God Damn Good and its fun to say. Lets get this into the lexicon.

Never played, didnt ever have enough friends.

Im at the dmv and they dont care. Ive got porn open in another tab. Fuck it.

Well im still going to act like a cranky old man about it. You kids and your fancy donuts. In my day we only had donut holes. Not those little round donuts: the actual empty space inside the donut.

That sounds like an apple frotter somebody threw a fancy name onto so they could charge more.

Lambredeau.