SwimModSponges

I heard you get to see that lady's butthole. That's pretty cool.

Having a big ol' schlong isn't going to do you any good if you don't know how to use it. That's the purpose of Assignment #2- still waiting for completion.

1. So do birds, and hey can also fly. Winner = birds. 2. We don't wear clothing like hermit crabs. An accurate translation would be if we took like, elephant or giraffe rib cages and wandered around inside of them all day. Then when we wanted to sleep we'd just kind of huddle up inside them. Actually that would be pretty brutal. 2.5. The beaver thing totally checks out, except beavers don't have electricity yet. But again, chimpanzees also build houses, and birds build hella nestage. So we're not exactly alone here. 3. Lemurs developed a communal god some time before 6,000 BC. His name is Zoboomafoo and he's a chill ass motherfucker. 4. Yes we can. 5. Vultures have the best sense of smell of any animal. You know who taught me that? Zoboomafoo. 6. There are critters out there that literally reproduce by filling themselves with their own cannibalistic young who explode out of their carcasses. A whole fuckton of them. 7. Are you telling me you couldn't recognize say... your parents voices? I bet you could identify the scent of a loved one. I mean come on, if your statement was accurate, blind folks would never know who anybody was.

It actually gets a lot better after the dinosaur rape, because that's when I decided to actually start the plot instead of just trying to use the story as an excuse to write dinosaur porn.

Also Luuv thinks you're angry because you're a black man.

What number invitation was I?

Mesozoica is going to be a dinosaur-zoo building simulator. http://unevenedge.imfapp.in/videogames/mesozoica-demo-released/ I hope it's worth the wait, because it's been like 15 years since we had a good one of those.

Work, wedding party, bed.

My goal for the new year is going to be to try to get you laid. I'm pretty sure we tried that a few years back and you utterly failed me, so I'm hoping it works out better this time. Do you remember your first assignment? Because it's still waiting for completion.

Xavier/Stewart is generally the epitome of calm and collective. But no matter how chill you are, when an entity from another universe tells you the reality you inhabit is really just a bad fanfiction and that he may or may not have just dropped you in the universe where the lawn is made of spiders, you'd probably freak out just a little bit. Plus the fact that he's toking for what was probably the first time in 30+ years. I wanted Wolverine to be a sort of foil for the Professor in that part; Xavier freaking out, over-analyzing his place in the multiverse, vs Logan, who just goes with it. I mean if the wings were poisoned he could have smelled it. If they "weren't real," he would have still had the sensation and pleasure of eating them. And at least it was hotwings and not like, covering him with scorpions or something.

I use "clean." It's all right.

I seem to have lost permission to write fanfictions, probably due to the holiday rank. I'd like that back, but no real rush on it. Taking my time with this lesbian orgy.

I followed the quest arrow.

The gaming beaver enjoyed it quite a lot.

Yours is pretty cool. Gotta say I'm partial to mine though, took me like an hour or two in paint to get all that mostly right.

It is indeed good.

So looks like it wasn't a kickstarter scam after all. Downloading it now, so I can't give you my own impressions of thegame, but from what I've seen so far it's looking pretty dope. http://mesozoica.dreamincode.nl/demo/

No tentacles, not yet at least. And if you haven't already, you should check out XvAvP in the fanfictions section. I'd love a review of what was arguably my best work thus far.

Give it a chance once its done, I think you'll change your mind. Tried to have a bit in there for err'body.

I don't like the word "create" because the quantum foam "creates/ed" itself. I mean we definitely access other realities by virtue of the fact that the realities we see in our minds do in fact exist. And I mean real memories get distorted by imagination all the time, and false memories pop up a lot too, so whose to say what you don't remember not being real wasn't really real? Yeah that's like the whole premise under which my fanfiction is written actually. I'm actually traveling to one of the infinite number of universes with X-men in it and just fucking around with them for my own amusement. That's me. I visited those realities. BEHOLD ME.

I can't very well be jealous of myself now, can I?

Fictional characters get jealous of me.

So I just wanted you all to know, this work will contain the phrase "unceasingly powerful cunnilingus." Words to live by, amirite?

I believe the many worlds interpretation of quantum physics. I believe there are an infinite number of other universes. I believe that if there are an infinite number of alternate universes, then literally everything is both possible and currently occurring. I believe that if I close my eyes and imagine a flower unlike any seen on earth, there is a universe in which it exists exactly as I observe it. I believe the world of Zootopia exists within the multiverse. I believe that fox fellow from zootopia is plowing the fuck out of that rabbit chick in an alternate universe as we speak. I believe there is a universe in which that fox fellow was plowing the rabbit chick like four hours ago instead. I believe there is an alternate universe for every millisecond in between. I believe there's an inconceivable amount furry porn out there in the multiverse.

I drank a couple stouts earlier, didn't catch their names.