SwimModSponges

Actual dinosaurs haxing sex with the x-men.

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES, THIS IS MY LAST RESORT.

Needs more dinosaur porn.

Cracked.com i bwlieve broke down how existentailly terrifying that movie was. Say time moves relatively while in the sleigh so you can hit every kids house in one night. That means that tim allen lived the course of like a thousand years while delivering presents; his son would have turned to dust as he was forced to continue delivering presents, protected from time by the power of the santa suit but unable to escape the aeons-long task.

You say that now... Just give it a chance. You will not be disappointed.

If youre interested, the final chapter of x-men vs aliens vs predators consists of a fiant lesbian orgy between a bunch of the lady x-men. Also, dinosaur porn. Lots of it.

I put hardly any effort into it; didnt even finish it, and they put it on the TV.

So long as you put it behind a spoiler tag they dont mind.

Yeah just like yo mamma, good at keeping her mouth closed.

I didnt realize you were middle eastern.

Yo mamma aint. The gums improve the experience.

It takes a lot to get banned here. Like, ive posted just tons of weird porn. Absolute tons of it.

Mine too dawg. What what.

Burger and some cheese curds.

I was going to say "yo mama" but that would be a lie.

How about fazolis? They have a drive through.

You know what doesn't suck?

Jurassic world and the newest star wars movies disagree.

I change my answer to "deez nuts"

http://www.bumpworthy.com/bumps/2611

Do you recall in my first story when you commented about

Eh, if they wrre my boss maybe, but im their boss.

Thats because you dont work at a strip club.

https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/2db41295-b1b2-4a42-995a-b87157bc7e18

I put chili powder in ramen when i want to be fancy.