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We honestly have no idea what she. She was a tiny little thing when we got her so we were thinking maybe some chihuahua, but she's gotten pretty big for that to be a possibility.

Well she was just giving me sass, so if shes feeling sassy thats probably a good sign. She still mighty lethargic and hasnt had much in the way of movements, but then you gotta figure she didnt get a full night sleep, and spent most of the morning throwing up everything she ate...

Started vomiting at around four this morning, took her to the emergency vet for x-rays and whatnot. Didnt find a blockage, found a gas bubble that might be an issue depending on where exactlty it was, right on the edge of small and large intestines. Gave her some stuff to settle her stomach, she seemz like shes foing better but still isnt ready ro eat things quite yet. /blogpost

Yep. Multiple cows.

The same reason we arent helping the cowa.

Goddamn, im a lightweight. Six beers'll do me in. Lots of vomit and crying.

I like cabbages but i do not like ham.

"Im such a baby, yeah the dolphins make me cry."

So i recreated myself, my woman, our pets, and our house in the sims 3. We also have a robot housekeeper. I gave her wood paneling like all the stereos had in the 80s. Its pretty dope.

Robots are pretty cool.

Most mamilian orifices have some kind of hair in proximity to them. Helps trap escaping heat and good for keeping foreign objects away.

You could write a story in which every line rhymes, thatd be a fun challenge. Yeah, yesterday i brought this up to one of the other guys i work with, went on ahead and sent him a copy of my story. Havent jeard anything back yet, which is kind of par for the course.

No, but to the best of my knowledge she does not know how to create an account.

The next one will be harder: none of that "write 2500 words about whatwver you want." It has to be dinosaur-themed erotica.

Open-mindedness is guarenteed. I cant wait to see what you produce, and i hope to see a lot of other works there as well.

2001. Mid september.

How much i apologize when yelled at.

Balloon-knots. Slang for the old anus.

@fuggnificent did you ever get a chance to submit a story before you got banned? @Gogo Yubari did you ever end up making @fuggnificent a new account? If you didn't would you be willing to do it so she could enter the competition, if she hasn't already? It'd just be a shame to lose a competitor and I'm genuinely excited to see what she would have come up with.

I always boil my salsa first.

Welcome home.

Ah, so thats why.

Enter it people. Enter it deep

Its true!