SwimModSponges

I blame Bill Nye.

then the government will come and take your cat.

Oh come on, I was in the business for 5 years, I know what's up.

Just like I said, cats are wonderful.

I mean sure, a certain portion of the population is going to be allergic to cats, but fuck those people. A lot of other people will see that you have a cat when you invite them back to your place, and they will be thrilled because cats are wonderful.

Huh. You know, I have a thread in dumpster fires asking what strange stuff people beat it to, this would have probably been better off in there. I just don't think it's strong enough for a thread on its own.

Daddy porn? Like, ladies doin' it with responsible dads? Like, they've been dating for a while but she hasn't met the kids yet, and they're doing it in the living room before he has to go pick the kids up from soccer practice?

Girlfriend is watching that show right now.

If it makes you feel any better, your world view is just an illusion.

https://psychcentral.com/encyclopedia/just-world-hypothesis/

Do you pronounce the turtles name "zipper" or "zyper?"

Nobody deserves anything, shit just happens. Repeatedly.

Currently, no. I will almost certainly have more though. That's why I'm wearing a wire for 3 days, in the hope that I have a seizure during that time and they catch the electrical signals, so we can hopefully figure out what's going on. Life is grand.

Yeah, I had like a week off because of the seizure. Tried to go in like a day after it happened, they sent me home until all my tests were done.

I was going to own my own jurassic park. And now that Jurassic World Evolution is coming out, I'll be able to do it.

Yeah I finished the soup but I'm still hungry. Nauseous too, if that counts for anything.

Im eating chicken noodle soup.

I am also hungry again.

Because all i know how to do is hurt people.

I still maintain that it is not fair to refer to her vagina as roast beef- roast beef implies that there are folds, wrinkles, creases... delicious little flaps of meat soaked with au jus. Fuggs doent have that: or if she did, it certainly wasn't on display. All i saw was a gap.

I recommend cherry filling.

Cars are actually pretty great for dating, given the fact that they have model years and all that.

So... what you're saying is... they like fanfictions?

Usually, but I went with the sesame chicken this time. Eh.

Food arrived and has been eaten.