SwimModSponges

I continue along the path set by the chemical reactions ocuring within myself and the rest of the physical universe.

When you click something, and it's my asshole, you won't think it's my asshole beforehand. I promise.

You are you and I am I.

forty seven.

Never enough.

Get in line.

I dare my dick to do a lot of things. https://unevenedge.com/topic/30036-how-far-do-you-get-from-the-bathroom-before-you-pull-out-your-genitalia

King of Queens season 5 episode 8: Doug decides to spice up a wedding by taking one of the disposable cameras provided by the wedding party to preserve the memories of the night into the bathroom, where he takes a picture of his penis wearing a small plastic top hat.

That it is friend, that it is.

Belts are for squares.

I'm a bastard.

Balls out regardless.

The news lies, see? 3,000 people DIDN'T die in Puerto Rico, they were all just standing in the water for dramatic TV.

No, an MJ-Spin Except instead of me falling at the end it was my pants. Truly, it was magical.

Cotton Eyed Joe. And yes, I took a bow after pulling my pants back up.

Busting a move on the dance floor, just finished a MJ-esque spin and my pants decided they couldn't keep up with my wild moves. Perfect timing too, my swinging dick was going right along with the beat of the music.

Mow the grass twice in the spring then say "fuck it."

Creative works folder. They've even got handy tags on them to tell you which book in the series each is.

Read and review my fanfictions tonight.

Read and review my fanfictions tonight ghostrek.

Do you need it to haul your enormous penis?

A graphic tea.

A graphic tea.