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I never have, but i assume healing monsters is probably a bad thing to do.

Did that about 8 years back.

the g has an h sound. "heal a monster"

Because he would always gila monster.

"Everything wrong with the big bang porn parody" was a great video.

Via the trauma; i remember all. Past, present, and future.

I remember all.

There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. So you longed for the lewdness of your youth, when in Egypt your bosom was caressed and your young breasts fondled.

@Nabloom ok I fixed it.

Hello and welcome to the official competitive hub for the Uneven Edge Message Boards! Do you have a strong desire to show everyone else how much better than them you are? Are you eager to get your sweaty hands on some savory prizes? Many of the folders throughout this site run competitions: the challenges ranging depending on specific folder of origin: karaoke in the music folder, drawings in the share space, trivia in the media sections, official debates in rants and editorials... Boy howdy, there are so many places to pick a fight here, it's difficult to keep them all straight. Well don't worry; I came up with a solution. This here is the Official UEMB Competition Listings Thread, which you probably already know because that's what the link you clicked on said. In any case, whenever someone organizes a contest, it is their responsibility to officially announce it within this thread via linking to it in its home folder. Also using the tag "competition" is appreciated, but none of this is mandatory. I just figured it'd help draw more people to your competitions. Aaaaaaand GO!

By making me the winner. I don't want the prize; I just want to be the winner.

Has an'ybody tried sending out a search party for Bill?

Girlfriend fot some Halloween sunglasses and said they looked good on me so i wanted to see. The robe is just what i wear usually.

You thought it was antarctica because of all the ice, but when you look up you see you're really on another planet in another solar system.

Congrats, you escaped. Maybe you figured out a way to climb through the duct work and up to the surface. Well guess what? You're in Antarctica.

Air is being piped in from the surface.

Well you wouldn't. Hence "how long would you last: would you dehydrate and starve or would you kill yourself? How?"

No, in fact now i feel like i should have made the rules more strict. Like, a sealed plexiglass container below ground, nothing in it but you.

The dude in the movie had pretty much nothing in the room to off himself with, no food or water either. I was thinking he could maybe run and jump at a wall in such a way as to break his own neck, then just kind of suffocate... Then i figure itd prolly be a easier to just tie his shirt around his neck really tight, there didn't look to be anything in the room to hang himself on though.

I know it isn't plausible, but *spoiler alert* I was thinking about the ending of Ex Machina where the dude gets sealed in the room in the middle of nowhere with no chance of rescue or escape. Got me thinkin'. Imagine that happened in the room you were in. How long do you think you could last? Would you dehydrate/stare to death, or would you off yourself first?

I will take any excuse to sing. Did I win?

Needs more X-Men and aliens and predators.