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@bnmjy and @PokeNirvash though I appreciate your enthusiasm for @ghostrek's work I would ask that out of respect for the author all comments, criticism, etc be reserved for this topic so that the story thread is able to continue uninterrupted. @Admin_Raptorpat could you do my a solid and move the posts from ghostrek's fanfiction thread into this thread; unless I'm being a pedantic bitch in which case whatever.

I will review chapter by chapter.

This is fun.

But although, to be perfectly honest, there potentially exists a fun and challenging sort of endeavor I could perhaps create form it: that is, in sum, a valiant attempt at creating within that particular thread, a painstakingly crafted run-on-sentence of such verbosity that all who see it- nay, all who experience the amplitude of its incredibly enormous length will, in time, come to realize that this was all a diversion and while you were reading this sentence I stole your wallet. What is that, like, 90 some words? Fun.

@ghostrek where them fanfictions at?

Gladly.

It has to be cream lemon.

I have no idea, all old person shows look the same to me.

Among the reasons listed why the elderly should mail a check to purchase this dvd box set were: No "buffering!" No "loading!" No "internet!" Old people.

Oh, I refer to nearly everything as a critter. *points at stapler* "Can you hand me that critter right there?"

I don't know, I haven't noticed anyone around here use it with quite as much frequency as I.

"Howdy." It's pretty much the only greeting I ever use. Goes great in "boy howdy I tell you what," which is probably the most common phrase that comes out of my mouth.

I like the dynamic depth of field.

What the eff. Gonna have to re-train my nerve endings.

You don't ruin a good steak with it, but if you're just having a random steak it adds that tangy kick.

Rare, Montreal seasoning, somerimes a touch of the ol' A1.

The duel post is there so that when people have an argument, they can go over by the post to duel instead of dueling here where all the other people are. Its a safety feature.

Dad- literally everything about my physical features, bad eyesight, propensity to get super obsessed with things, crazy person thoughts. Mom- ability to be chill about putting up with just an absolute amount of bullshit, work ethic, humor.

@pail open up and allow yourself to be emotionally vulnerable in order to see yourself in a more objective viewpoint; thereby allowing you to finally love the person you are and by extension allowing you to love others. @Master-Debater131 think critically about how you came to the views you hold. Reflect on specific instances; memories that really stand out and mean something to you. Think about what they mean, think about how they colored your perception. Think about a life where these things occurred differently, but just as strongly. What can these new life lessons teach you? @Ginguy call the police on at least 1 black person but preferably a group. @ghostrek read and review my fanfictions.

I have an office party to go to. Maybe later.

500 words is only like 2 paragraphs.

Yeah, but now i'm wondering when the other time will be.

Misaka rimmed out shinji's asshole. True story.

"Elves" has always been a mistranslation. Santa has never had elves. Santa has slaves.

When we all put aside our differences of opinion and come together in the spirit of giving.