SwimModSponges

Well, it's a safe bet that 3,000 people will die. Big water.

I am made of scorpions.

Because of the Popery.

a jpg that didn't embed propperly? Hot.

That was fun, i feel accomplished now.

Thats not weird. Tell me about the weird stuff you're unto.

Yeah, weird ones. Whatchu got?

Your coffee maker sounds horrible.

Update: good idea. A bit heavy on the orange though, light on the cream. Still pretty tasty.

Picked up a sixer at the grocery store this morning. Really tempted to break into it before the socially acceptable time to begin drinking, 5:00. Like with lunch. Yeah, I'mma do that.

viper

That's why you smoke weed while staring at the grill.

We're talking weird stuff here. You into it?

Nobody knows we're here. Great way to watch porno in school.

That's a big nope on that one. A vaccinated community provides a herd-immunity from diseases, so if a diseased person from a different population coughs by the community, all members of the group will not get sick. A cut dick just helps the individual keep a clean wiener.

Electric blankets are prone to fire. You're taking your life in your hands.

Like I said, couple years back, video of it, true story

True story; historically after circumcising a baby, the rabbi was supposed to clean the blood off the baby dick with his mouth. I'm not making this up; a few years back there was a bit of a controversy after a dude did it on camera. You can find the video if you're comfortable typing the words into the google search bar.

911 can take upwards of an hour to arrive. Do you have that kind of time while you're bleeding? Wouldn't it be nice if you had some sterilized gauze and adhesive bandages on there?

Do you know what to do if you fall while holding a knife and accidentally puncture your abdomen? Are you prepared for when disaster strikes?

It's in a lot more places than that...

True story, i forgot what i wrote there, but your version is also accurate.

I can't digest eggs well, even a bite or two will turn my guts inside out. Some days, I crave eggs over-easy with hashbrowns and toast. It can never happen though.

I've never bent.

JESUS CHRIST MAN, GO WATCH THE DINOSAURS NOW.