SwimModSponges

Well of course he did, but I doubt anybody would appreciate you trying to ride their shoulders as an adult. Just like a tiger wouldn't appreciate you sitting on it's back. That's why it's safe. Safe for both of you.

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So a zookeeper is having trouble with his dolphins; they were behaving very badly. He talked to his friend, another zookeeper who had the same problem, but fixed it. In order to more closely replicate the dolphin's natural home, he put some juvenile seagulls in with the dolphins and they calmed right down. So the zookeeper takes his advice, gets the birds, and heads back to the dolphin exhibit. He decided to take a shortcut across the lion exhibit, since they had just been fed and would be napping. He got through safely, but was immediately arrested. Transporting young gulls across sedate lions for immoral porpoises. That joke is not mine; I wish it were because it is beautiful. But I read it online about a decade ago and it really struck me as a piece of art.

Imagine you can safely ride a shark around? Ride an ostrich like it ain't no thing. Ride the tiger. Pick one species that you wish you could be able to ride. I pick people. Jump up on their shoulders, let them run me around. Dr. Girlfriend picks polar bears due to their mobility and power. I doubt she'd find a polar bear around here to ride though. That's another reason I pick people; they're all over the place.

Human centipede is hilarious and nobody will ever convince me otherwise.

Poultygeist was fun but i was at a party when it was playing so i didn't watch much.

Ive heard cannibal holocaust was pretty good.

Biggest grapes ive ever seen-

No surprises.

Lots of folks apparently think it might be the brown widow- I am 100% against that theory. More spoilery thoughts:

No I won't, because I'll never read it. Not as revenge for you not reading my fanfictions, but because you will never write it.

So this episode wasn't one of the greatest this season, but still pretty good. Any thoughts on who the dude in the bear suit is?

If i don't come in, who else is going to run the place?

I have to work for like the 12th weekend in a row here.

Literally have no idea how it got there. Don't drink and post.

So what is the plot structure going to be like? What is the main conflict? Does tne story have a moral? Is it allegory?

How's that Nunes memo working out for you?

So you've never seen a cloud go the opposite direction? Never?

It's a valid question... Do they?

Happy birthday @Ginguy. You're getting a rapist on the supreme court.

Havent played it in 18 years though.

*posts butthole*

Fanfiction review?