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1. Fuck keurig what's the point in brewing just a tiny little bit of coffee? 2. We just bought a new coffee pot and I've got so many kitchen accessories we've gotten over the years that we've never used (waffle iron, food processor, blender, all just sitting in the boxes) 3. Same with lamps believe it or not. We have so many extra lamps in this house I took one apart to use it as the base for a globe I made.

So far I have a microwave. Our current microwave is pretty old, came with the house. Also I accidentally put a fork in there the other day, don't tell the wife.

My fermentation is still going wild here (totally forgot to add yeast nutrient [the more i look into it, the more i think i did a real hatchet job on this thing] but i figure all the fruit i got in there's giving it plenty to munch). I'm terrified of mold though.

Laighing predates humanity. Rats have the ability to laugh. Here's something crazy though- chimps have 2 different laughs, individual and social laughs, just like people. An individual laugh is like when you're at home watching youtube and you see a hilarious video. Or when a chimp is running around with a stick having a blast. A social laugh is the laugh you give when somebody tells a joke that isnt great but you and everyone else still give them a chuckle so they know you got it. Or like when a chimp is running around having a blast with a stick and one of the other chimps looks at him and laughs. Like, steve the chimp is playing with the stick and laughing and james the chimp says "yeah-ha steve, looks like you're having a blast man. Rock on bro!"

Ok so i got a bit excited about racking, got my timing mixed up. Its only been down there a little over a week. So i'mma let it go for a while longer.

I mean again, you're running into the issue of utility. Which I think that mask would be lacking.

Ok, how about this- cut off the top half at the eyehole. Little bit less conspicuous? More suited for public use?

Nice, yeah, good part about living in wisconsin, I just need to stop at the brew supply store that's right next to the brewery. No, not that brewery, the other one. No you're thinking the other other one, that's like half hour away. I'm talking about the one in town. No not that one either, that one's pretty corporate, I'm talking about the small one. (there are so many breweries here man)

Its a social distancing stick. Also, no plague doctor masks, thats for sure in bad taste.

I just went and got another brew kit from a local brew supply store. Should have all the parts i need then some extra equipment just for the hell of it.

What about a biohazard suit? Or those full face-sheild masks?

Its to do both, and i still argue more laters of different material would offer more protection either way.

Goddamn it, the carboy i was going to use for my secondary fermentation has a much wider mouth than my first one so i wont be able to get my cap, rubber stopper, or airlock in it. There's always the balloon trick i got from prison i guess...

That doesn't cover your mouth at all dude. With mine i can prettt much guarantee the id be getting more protection with a plastic barrier on top of my regular cloth one. And believe me Id have bought it by now. Question is mostly for my wife. So i can say "see? I can do it."

Like, 100% i'm still going to wearing a cloth mask under it, but over the top of that mask?

Ok, so the last episode... Also we watched the first couple episodes of "solar opposites." Stop lifting things from my fanfictions Justin Roiland.

Nazis fetishize Nordic/viking type things and that sucks for people who also sort of dig those things but aren't Nazis. In Elder Scrolls terms, i'm a Nord. They're a fantasy race. They're not some shining beacon of Aryan supremacy. Just tall dudes who live in the snow. Fuck elves though.

The guidelines i saw said keep it between 60-70 so i figured my basement would do well. Yeast sure are monching away though I tell ya what, bubbling like crazy down there. My folks keep bees, so i got plenty of honey available. In about 2 days i'mma rack it i think, primary fermentation is supposed to be 2-3 weeks but since i've got the fruit in mine i'm going to pull it a little early because I've heard some horror stories about mold and shit. Anyways once i get it into my secondary carboy i figure i'll let the next fermentation go until October to pull and bottle. Again, a little early, but i'm planning on making gift baskets for our families for our wedding. Once they're bottled i figure they can age them for about a year before opening. So i guess i have a long time before i'll be able to say how well it came out. I'll sample it when i'm racking and bottling for sure but again that's before all the aging that will finish it. * i got an elder scrolls cook book for Christmas, and its got a whole section on mead. One of the recipes actually recommends serving right after the primary fermentation, and the one i made is actually pretty close to that recipe so who knows, maybe it will be delicious right away?

I'm fermenting some mead in my basement. Except i added blueberries to it, so technically spreaking its not mead if you add fruit, its something called "melomel." Anyways i got blueberries, rosemary, and thyme fermenting on up with the honey. Hopefully it will be good.

They also make them in both silicone and metal at that size. Though personally I've always preferred the cock rings that just go around the base of the shaft, got a little vibrator on top so you've basically got a rabbit dildo for a wang.

Ugh.... So i finished trimming my hedges just now, and I'm like "you know what? I deserve a day beer or two." So i go in and grab some, sit out on my deck chair in the sunshine. Crack open a cold one, take a couple sips... My stomach did not approve. So i haven't eaten much of anything today, pretty much just a lot of coffee for breakfast. Hadn't had any water either. Dehydrated + empty stomach + physical exertion + hot day in the sunlight + beer... Need to sweat can't sweat. Threw up the two sips of beer i had. Sipping water now. Hopefully finish that beer after my stomach calms down. Grilling up some BBQ chicken tonight so worst case scenario I drink it then.

To be fair you have to have a really high IQ to understand this episode.

Y'ever spend a couple hours putting a lot of work into an argument, checking sources, identifying and addressing specific points, covering the whole of the argument as succinctly as possible, then folks just ignore it? Even when they asked for it in the first place? Sometimes I wonder why I bother. Then i remember i cant control the actions of others. All i can control are my own actions. I can't force people to participate in good faith, but if i refuse to do so, then I have failed in my responsibility to communicate.