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he goes (as hes drying himself off) "See, a good woman would have dried her man off and suck his dick" i was speechless cuz the scene before me was so spectacular but i was thinking "that kind of treatment is reserved for guys who arent a piece of shit" LOL

hes pure shit but he got some bod omg

lol the child eats enough sugar. her sweet tooth is like 10x worse than mine. she can smell sugar. we bring stuff in the house and try to hide it but she always fi nds it. i bought marshmellow home a week before thanksgiving for sweet potatoe soufle and she found the bag and ATE THE ENTIRE BAG

he got nakie and showered and wanted me to join him but i just couldnt.. 1.. .i already showered before he got there and 2. he just looked so amazing, i couldnt stop staring at his dick and it made me all shy and blushy and coy.. ME.. of ALL people! WTF!! shy around dick?? i just cant get over it.. lol

no .itd be I LOOOOVE CAANDY!!!! SWEET SWEET CANDY!!

I used to scream out: PHILLIES YES PHILLIES GIMME ALL 3 INCHES BABY~~~!!! and it wasnt weird AT ALL

Oi!!! yes i keep thinking the camp is gonna call me and say she had an accident or something.. but not a peep. she even chastised me for picking her up at 530 when the camp ends at 6 lol

i wouldnt know.. we have never done summer camp in my family before. i think my rich brother does it but its for his step child and he dont talk about it

i feel stuffed as fuck and all i had was a little debbie cake with coffee this morning. probably gonna skip lunch but i need to eat because i go to my 2nd job tonite.. dunno what to doooooooo

You are sooo good at adulting.

shes not that bad. We are good friends. >> <<

Mine and my family. Didnt want her sitting home alone bored all summer. (Course they not helping pay for it) Shes better today but probably becuz they didnt do anything m

Old games are easier on my old brain

He felt bad since im so ugly i guess? Lol Edited so the haters dont try and get him fired

all summer :*(

ahhh to be useless. must be nice.

they tire the kids out so much, when you pick them up theyre like zombies lol she sits in the car all silent and weird... not laughing at my jokes .. gets home, no hugs and kisses and roughhousing just...........zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.............................. now some parents would love this but i live for those fucking hugs man

no you arent >> << lol!

i saw posts but no one would send it to me

oh my google said $64... next time i will tell people so as to lessen the blood on my hands

oh nevermind. googled it.. i think she couldnt afford that

whats shock treatment?

a customer at my 2nd job bought gallons and gallons of bleach and then she told me she was putting it in her pool.. is she and her whole family gonna die?

see ... this is why he shouldnt be allowed back with alts

man if i could pee standing up i would "mark my territory'' EVERWHERE stopping to pee on long car rides? Forgeddit!!