🍬Candy🍬

Its coming in the mail today. Im going to get it and come back tonite lol

I lost my license and the waitress has refused to serve me alcohol. I NEED A FUCKING DRINK...IM ALMOST FUCKING 40 YEARS OLD! l ol l!udjidjjdjd

O ok dang hush mr. Car man jeez

My 1st car was a hyundai elantra...but i had won a settlement in court and that bought my 1st car

Two double paychecks double double dollah bills 🤑🤑

Its my 2nd job

Still doubly employed bish

I think imma get drunk before i go to work Or a little tipsy at least Waiting for ruby Tuesday to open I shopped, showered and wrapped one present

It never misfired. Just was trembling and it stopped. Probably some bad gas. Dunno.

2015 Bought with 5 years payments Paid off early 2019

I own my car, too And no teenagers do not drive crossover suvs lol they drive all kinds of kia sedans tho

I just bought $100 worth of stuff. I have a problem.

Got both direct deposits. Was only expecting one. Im rich, bitch.

Accurate! MH messing with my fucking head again!

I couldn't stay out of kmart when i was a teenager

Waiting on my direct deposit..got damn...hurry up...let party

I summoned u to keep me company, motherfucker!

It has everything but navigation. Just need to activate it. It literally has EVERYTHING lol What the teenager mobile got. Fucking starter car. Hey can i buy it when Madison turns 15?

Fucking butters

Basically "dreamt" someone came in here and raped me and it felt 100% real as fuck Then a whole bunch of other nightmares So whata up 4am crew! HOLLA

Yousa tiny!

**update Homeless man got an appointment to see about getting free bus passes so he can get to work Fingers crossed If u have any ideas abt how to further help this dude back on his feet please post I fear that he'll have issues and get depressed again

Dont question me. As a former member of the former hoohah club your loyalty to me is still a requirement

I was ASKED TO GET SOMEONE not SOMEONE ASKED ME TO GET THEM