nameraka

You know, the thing...

because they're actually sloths?

I was going to say I probably have a dumber one. nope. You win this round.

Hot and sour ftw.

I’ll be 50 in 3 and a half years. If I’d known I’d live this long, I’d have taken better care of myself.

Or this one?

Was it this one?

My brother in law is a James. He's honestly kind of a dick.

I thought about adding Barbara. My grandmother was a Barbara. She was married four times, and I don’t blame any of them for divorcing her.

Honestly, every Karen I've ever known has been really nice.

Can I get the recipe?

Dude. This post is so deep, even I don't know what it's really about.

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So, you're saying I should rethink it a bit?

I accidentally banged mine on a shelf like a decade ago and it went away. I guess what I'm saying is that I could hit you repeatedly if you think it would help.

Yep. This is it.

Damn. That is a serious question.

beyond whether or not it would eventually work, i'm simply not interested in the creative "insights" of non-humans, even for entertainment.

The sexiest character in the whole show. Damn. I guess I'm a misandeiphile.

I believe the term you're looking for is misandrist, but I wouldn't expect you to know that.

Well, you see, back in the 90s mansplaining wasn't really a thing. It didn't really become a popular term until well into the 21st century due to the shift in social consciousness and the ubiquity of the internet. I wouldn't expect you to understand.