nameraka

my go to is soft corn tortilla, grilled chicken, guacamole, cilantro, jalepeno, lime juice. preferably with a :beer:.

this might take awhile.

is it wrong that i haven't finished 4, but i'm super stoked for this?

scary bowie

maybe you did it wrong.

try putting malt vinegar on your french fries. you won't regret it.

look i don't read ancient sumerian. how the fuck was i supposed to know that wasn't a bathroom?

CURSED!!! i have no evidence to support this. it just kind of feels cursed.

chop your own damn firewood.

it's gonna be an entertaining four years.

you may... that will teach ya.

if i'm answering this question for real though, The Maxx

i created a character when i was teenager who was a sidekick for a supervillian. he was called the corpse. he didn't have any powers. he was just dead. he was really more of a human shield than a sidekick.

i'd know.

no. actually, no. don't do that. no one wants that. i just got caught up in the moment.

this. speed bumps should go the way of my sobriety.

1. online job applications for companies that require a resume. 2. the company that i work for. 3. my sobriety i reserve the right to add to this list until #3 has been properly disposed of.

or anything but this...

i'm bored with my small repetitive corner of life, but i know i could walk away from it all if it came down to that or pulling the trigger. i also have a few goals i want to accomplish. corner shit, like i want to write a novel. stuff like that. also, i'm scared shitless that there isn't anything after this. i find the concept of oblivion terrify. oh. and my dog. i seriously wouldn't bother getting out of bed in the morning if it wasn't for him. yay life!!

there is absolutely no sex in the beer cave.