nameraka

bootleg liquor sales.

hey, i like my vita. i even played it once.

tequila

frozen waffles make decent frisbees but are not fit for consumption.

"Everybody Knows" (leonard cohen) Everybody knows that the dice are loaded Everybody rolls with their fingers crossed Everybody knows that the war is over Everybody knows the good guys lost Everybody knows the fight was fixed The poor stay poor, the rich get rich That's how it goes Everybody knows Everybody knows that the boat is leaking Everybody knows that the captain lied Everybody got this broken feeling Like their father or their dog just died Everybody talking to their pockets Everybody wants a box of chocolates And a long stem rose Everybody knows Everybody knows that you love me baby Everybody knows that you really do Everybody knows that you've been faithful Ah give or take a night or two Everybody knows you've been discreet But there were so many people you just had to meet Without your clothes And everybody knows Everybody knows, everybody knows That's how it goes Everybody knows Everybody knows, everybody knows That's how it goes Everybody knows And everybody knows that it's now or never Everybody knows that it's me or you And everybody knows that you live forever Ah when you've done a line or two Everybody knows the deal is rotten Old Black Joe's still pickin' cotton For your ribbons and bows And everybody knows And everybody knows that the Plague is coming Everybody knows that it's moving fast Everybody knows that the naked man and woman Are just a shining artifact of the past Everybody knows the scene is dead But there's gonna be a meter on your bed That will disclose What everybody knows And everybody knows that you're in trouble Everybody knows what you've been through From the bloody cross on top of Calvary To the beach of Malibu Everybody knows it's coming apart Take one last look at this Sacred Heart Before it blows And everybody knows Everybody knows, everybody knows That's how it goes Everybody knows Oh everybody knows, everybody knows That's how it goes Everybody knows Everybody knows

rape

to make soul food? recipes?

yep, same batter. the texture is everything.

leopard

rodimus

prime

two

that's what the gag is for.

you really couldn't have stuck around for one more year?

Duck.

i have this weird thing for women who want to have sex with me. i know. gross...

no way i'll have to go to work in the morning, they said. (that part was the voices in my head) yeah. i'm looking out my window at like, what half an inch? i'm so gonna have to fucking go to work...

pong

these moves?

at least some things won't change then...

i thought .in was the domain name for india. i'm not gonna stop eating beef, and you can't make me.

hillary, call me. <3

true. it'll all be over before we know it.