nameraka

i hate to bring matters of faith into things, but you seem down. have you heard about our lord and savior mitch hedberg?

i somehow managed to come home from the store with creamy peanut butter instead of crunchy. no just god would have allowed that. no omniscient being would have charted such a course. there is only one logical conclusion. the universe is pointless anarchy. creamy, pointless, anarchy...

i haven't forgotten about you, steve...

I thought it was Vince or Vinny or something.

I thought it was a mineral.

so, i shouldn't post here anymore?

yes. another one bites the dust.

if you say aquidward backward three times, mr krabs will appear.

i mean, once you've tasted a billion or so, might as well...

where you at

I was going to say the same thing, but I was talking about my potato.

spicy udon with shrimp. i made it a bit too spicy.

Magneto was right.

I am Butthurt!

chorizo tacos with homemade pico. 8/10

what i remember of that night:

your mom

Get that man in a wrestling ring. Stat!

My 30th HS reunion is this year. Fuck 2024.

someone should do a live action adaptation of the ET video game for the atari 2600. yeah, i don't know what prompted that.

sometimes i feel like i'm the only character in the story who realizes that they're a character in a story.