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https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/f-35-fighter-jet-missing-pilot-ejects-mishap-rcna105534 Apparently the government needs help finding it. I mean I assume it crashed, but if I find that thing, you better believe I'm keeping it. No more pos Honda Civic for me. I ride in style.

someone posted a thing on facebook (which admittedly tends to be where the dumb people congregate online) asking what you'd do if you got superman's powers. like half the responses were some variation on "use them to get rich." seriously? you are the most powerful being on the planet. the rules of society literally no longer apply to you, and you're still going to pay for things? what are they going to do, arrest you for shoplifting? jesus, half these people would probably still go to work the next day.

Bollocks

Not unless we have ghosts.

We have 3 animals in the house: a dog and 2 cats. So we have 3 water bowls for them which we line up in a row against the wall in the kitchen. The bowls are all the same size and material and roughly the same shape. Always, without fail, the bowl that is farthest to the left gets emptied first, followed by the one in the middle, and then the farthest right. We've switched them around and it makes no difference. The pets always drink left to right. I can see no logical explanation for this. The end.

Well, Miami looked good week one. The problem with this team, which didn't get resolved in the off-season, is that they're perpetually one injury away from .500.

i now have something to aspire to in life.

Just started. I'm at new atlantis. thoughts so far?

the person who invented candy corn should be forced to eat licorice in hell. is that harsh? i feel like that's a bit harsh.

https://www.facebook.com/reel/628445622735162

https://www.npr.org/2023/09/07/1198252469/coast-guard-hamster-wheel-reza-baluchi-atlantic-ocean?utm_source=facebook.com&utm_campaign=npr&utm_term=nprnews&utm_medium=social&fbclid=IwAR00xgehLiP5zz_JY4m42iN_LzRmdG8OFl8wr6y9uQ4mp2L39xeHmREsM-s Title of article: Coast Guard arrests man trying to run in a giant hamster wheel across the Atlantic Ocean.

Yes. But that requires getting a job. I wouldn't recommend.

You get... Another day!!!

congratulations you have won the day.

Mine: This morning Five minutes after getting to work:

The zampezi zinger.

battle of the planets

weird. it looks fine on my laptop but my phone gets the sunny mountaintop thing. must be a mobile issue. whatever...

still better than burning man.

well... um. enjoy your labor day off?

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