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nameraka

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  1. i dare anyone to dispute it.
  2. okay. so about that. i spilled some pickle juice on the table earlier. i guess that was the smell. yeah. not really any chutzpah in this thread. sorry about that. this is kind of embarrassing now...
  3. This one has chutzpah. i don’t know what that is, but I know what it smells like. It smells like this muthafukin thread right here. Yessir.
  4. Shit. It was probably the blue wir
  5. Um yeah, I don't work here, lady.
  6. I don’t even have a watch.
  7. I remember shitting my pants and smearing it on the wall just fine. That's just a Monday. What I don't remember is having a goddamn kid.
  8. Yeah, me either. I'm old as shit. Actually, who the fuck are you people and where are my goddamn pants?
  9. Same here. Aaaand the AC in my car is out. I hate life.
  10. clearly this bitch had something to do with it.
  11. https://www.halloweencostumes.com/giant-8-foot-animated-skeleton-decoration.html?mpid=254697&utm_source=google&gclid=CjwKCAjw29ymBhAKEiwAHJbJ8jCbhwnMqGDxi_fzyeD6bPeeLqEsnV64xtcTcIlQqxIwk0AnxTXMYxoC_BoQAvD_BwE
  12. My therapist says you're toxic and I shouldn't listen to people like that.
  13. So, did anyone else get a rash? Just me?
  14. Want to hate your hobbies? Try doing them for a living.
  15. I don't remember mine from last night. Or the night before. Or the night before. Come to think of it, I'm not entirely sure I've slept this year.
  16. wait. i'm pretty sure it's friday. wtf is this?
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