nameraka

been on a fantasy kick. just finished a song of ice and fire (what's written of it anyway) starting fellowship of the ring.

didn't mitt romney actually go to cranbrook?

Because applesauce makes cannibalism tasty. Or so I've heard.

Depends. Which spectrum?

this. this is it. close the thread, ya'll. the studio will probably shorten it to billion dollar movie or some b.s. like that...

just call it ethically sourced apple puree. congrats, now you're a foodie.

Kinda hurts that I didn’t rate the actual gif.

I was indicted once. True story.

damn, that movie's starting to look like a missed opportunity...

the concept is similar to the expendables, but instead of action stars, i want all of hollywood's weirdest mf's in the same comedy. i'm thinking nicholas cage, gary bussey, shia lebouef, and charlie sheen. directed by either the coen brothers or edgar wright. or maybe ben stiller. (i can see it having tropic thunder vibes) anyway hit me with a title and i'll loop you in on the some of the royalties. this shit's gonna make bank.

have you considered moving in with the husband?

i too have been considering the montana option. though i have a cousin who's a real estate agent in alaska. maybe she could swing me a deal on a small plot of land for an rv.

Today is the day we celebrate... *Checks notes* The angel of death? Jesus. No wonder they stopped celebrating this shit after the black plague...

also, no one puts baby in a corner. i don't really know what that means as i've never seen that movie, but i'm sure it must be true.

oh no. the hoff hastles you...

Season one was so bad I almost quit. Now I might actually watch season 3.

Never underestimate my ability to turn things to shit.

What? You said I should eat breakfast and I did, now fuck off.

So you're saying there's a chance.