nameraka

also any broadcast of a cleveland browns football game

cnn breaking news the world sucks and people died

wait... eligible for what?

yeah. i was afraid it might be.

i once rear ended a stationary police cruiser. and no. i was sober. (unusual for me at that time)

anyone try this stuff? i'm on the go a lot for work and don't want to eat fast food. i've been bringing stuff from home, but it's kind of pain and i don't have access to a microwave. https://www.soylent.com/?utm_source=adwords&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=Search-Brand-Generic-Geo_US-Exact-GP&utm_term=soylent&utm_content=220617850940&gclid=CjwKCAjwssvPBRBBEiwASFoVd8VoTOtFquZilZXDsiyoIeATZXRhKQ726fL8Rdx25jta_aLKUfsN2xoCGrsQAvD_BwE

financial security complete freedom a mint condition grumman g-21 "goose" seaplane (manufactured in late 30's and early 40's. only 345 were built) so cool...

let us give the catalan salute!

did it work?

this sounds odd, but it also could be great. will try...

this. also, because i actually wanted to learn how to cook. owo

i am now eating this on everything. chorizo on hotdogs > chilidogs chorizo on eggs > eggs any other way chorizo by itself > chorizo in breakfast cereal (found this out the hard way) say it with me people. yay chorizo!!!

we're not people not anymore...

whoever made this is going to hell.

60's

When you were not my Clementine And I was not your diamond's eye Bereft, as daisies lie For our love was not lost in style You were strong, I was a child We, we're not kings here, We're not kings here We're just strangers

yes. phillip k. dick told me.

no she doesn't. stupid frozen food commercial. marie callendar doesn't know anything. you want to know why? because she's fucking dead. yeah. i just looked that shit up on the internet. she died in 1995 okay. she's gone. she's fucking gone. so don't be telling me that marie callendar knows what seasonal vegetables taste best in a goddamn potpie. don't be telling me that shit. because all marie callendar knows is that she's never going to know the warmth of the sun again you lying sack of shit.

i've never really understood why people thought that was so weird. prior to the 20th century, it wasn't uncommon at all.

50's both. mostly my parents told me about what it was like to grow up in south florida before air conditioning was really a thing.

Pretty...

i'm not a lady but i want to go on record saying that if i was, i would totally have boobs. and that would be great.

martavis bryant deactivated for lions game. because sometimes being a whiny bitch doesn't get you what you want. http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000867082/article/martavis-bryant-to-be-inactive-for-steelers-vs-lions

like back when we were teenagers, and mutants, and ninjas, and turtles?