nameraka

my first idea is a human sized cat pod/bed. sort of like a bean bag with a tent over the top. like this, only much bigger. brilliant right? https://www.amazon.com/PetPals-Smoky-Grey-Removable-Cover/dp/B06XG62TQ4/ref=sr_1_17?ie=UTF8&qid=1514340945&sr=8-17&keywords=cat+house+pod

good enough. i don't really have proper packaging to mail it in, so just be aware it will come in about 500 greasy envelopes over a period of several weeks.

you're just full of good advice. you should write a book.

well. homeless dogs and crackheads have to eat too. i am a bit concerned that they might not stop with the ham though...

i'll consider that. since you're not homeless, though, i'll need to see a written proposal illustrating how you intend to use my ham.

good advice. i was thinking i should wear the ham like a coat and yell out "free ham for all." that should attract the homeless, right?

okay. i'll go ask around.

great. where does one find the homeless?

yeah. i usually feel fine while drinking. something about the blood sugar imbalance the next day, though, tends to make my depression worse.

whatever morgan. go back to drunk.

seriously, fuck you though. the world doesn't need people like that.

breakfast was leftover cornbread stuffing with chorizo and fried egg. i'm mostly interested in what to do with the remaining 7 lbs of ham... suggestions? other than a ham-helmet. i thought of that already.

No. Pretty much still dead inside.

i am totally using this explanation at my next christmas party.

cheetahs don't eat people; they only eat cheetos. duh.

they should totally have wings...

well then why not cheetahs?

amazon gift card. i'm cool with that.

i mean, shouldn't santa have something with a bit more towing capacity? for example:

let's all watch this and dwell on the underlying meaning

you have no idea...

They’re the insect version of deer.

Fuck you cassie. You killed those people.

Why am I having sex right now? This is so confusing.

What’s the point of posting here at all? I wasn’t aware there was one.