nameraka

i used to have a pet hamster. it got face cancer and died. i'm sorry, we were comparing things right?

it's like watching my life...

after this christmas, i shall never eat ham again until next christmas

i've been wanting to go to castlefest. i can think of worse places to be in august than on the grounds of a castle in the netherlands. the music is mostly pagan/celtic folk. sounds like a time to me... http://www.castlefest.nl/en/

Move to England. Build a time machine. Commit a crime. Get banished to Australia. win.

Dank

Had some for dinner. Should have told be to save you some...

jumping jesus on a pogo stick!!!

apparently i'm less mature than a 12 year old.

me either. i thought about it once then i remembered why i added them in the first place.

and they post in one of your threads, do you take them off the list to see what they said?

i have blood sugar issues. do you have a diabetic option?

yes. and how does one "accidentally" end up at a cher concert?

cold generally, though i can't say this is a preference thing. i just keep the salsa in the fridge and don't feel like waiting for it to warm up before eating it. i am a hungry bitch.

and i, for one, am sad about it. no. seriously. he seemed like an okay dude.

idk, but i think it might have something to do with this

fuck me...

https://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2013/08/how-americas-culture-of-hustling-is-dark-and-empty/278601/

so far, it's really not doing anything for me.

mostly you just mock it and it goes away.

oh no...

i really don't know.

wait. that actually might be my dentist.

Sorry, whenever someone mentions chicken tenders I'm contractually obligated to post this video.