nameraka

Ingrate!

that sounds annoying. i don't normally advocate for alcohol consumption, but family gatherings deserve an exception.

coffee solves both?

missed opportunity.... apparently it was planned for the 88 parade but got replaced at the last minute.

what lame shit are you thankful for? tell me so i can mock it.

https://www.nytimes.com/2023/11/19/theater/hells-kitchen-review-alicia-keys.html i heard about this today and got all excited. i have never been so fucking disappointed. apparently it's an alicia keys musical or some shit. fuck that. i want a musical of this:

For SCiENCE!!!

someone kill me, please

Did you know that dogs and bees smell fear?

Is it hanging season yet? These stockings are just taking up space in the closet.

Ambivalence man has the power of ten lukewarm Pepsis! his battle cry? meh...

Dammit. No one told me I needed one. um... um.... room temperature water? that’s festive.

Frisky Dingo was funnier than Archer.

these things are fucking addictive

why can''t anyone tell me???!!!!

No

pistachio is the best flavor of instant pudding.

this one's my fault. i saw him in a shitty 80's sword and sorcery flick a few weeks ago and looked him up because i thought he was dead. he wasn't. yet... ;(

this one may be best in series.