nameraka

Whose?

We have a balcony? Why don't you people ever tell me shit?

Use it wisely. Remember, this day comes along only once every... How many years? 3? 5? Shit, the math's not mathing. Anyone here, know how to math?

But you forgot to toast the marshmallow. Icky, disappointing smores...

I'm doubling down on toxic shrieking.

I find that if you throw a bunch of old quilts over the seats, nobody really notices the blood. A good air freshener also helps. I usually go with wintergreen or some such. Really cuts through that metallic blood smell, you know?

seriously though, i drive into the sunrise in the morning and into the sunset in the evening, and I'd like to not have my retinas incinerated any more.

I was hoping for a viable 3rd party, but I'd settle for Trump in jail. Or like a Starbucks gift card...

well, their troubles are definitely over...

Sometimes it do be like that, though.

...and I've uninstalled it.

Also, don't put your dick in that.

here, have some

Pretty sure eye of the tiger was just a euphemism for cocaine.

i know quite a lot about the colonial history of the south, the beat generation literary movement, and nfl statistics and draft information. i'd also kill in all things monty python. oh, and anything having to do with George r.r. martin's "a song of ice and fire" books.

i also know nothing of trucks. that's it. that's all i've got.

this is... remarkable.