nameraka

idk. the danish people who made it like it that way, i guess.

please do. but take some of this cheese with you.

look, can we just skip this shit and get to the part where you tell me how many hail marys i have to say?

ooh, here's one. Friday the 13th the tv series. It had nothing to do with the movies. i vaguely remember it being about these people who were trying to track down cursed antiques before they killed their owners. sort of like a horror version of fringe.

i might have to go back and watch a few myself. i remember liking misfits of science when i was a kid, but other than having a vaguely x-men setup, i don't really remember much about it. at this point, it'll be like watching a new show.

this dill flavored cheese is very dill. that's all. you can go back to whatever you were doing. thank you for your time.

I saw this the other day. This is actually an improvement.

i mean, i like arby's as much as the next guy, but WTF?

David Lynch's 1984 version of Dune is a solid film. (especially the director's cut.)

humanities degrees aren't a waste of time. they just don't have an immediate material payoff, which is frankly, a bassackwards way to judge an education.

this kinda slaps.

misfits of science anyone? yeah, that's a very young courtney cox.

what about werewolf? it came on late night on fox (midnight maybe) because it was deemed too violent for primetime.

anyone remember war of the worlds 1988-1990? pepperidge farm something something...

this shit makes me feel weird.

well, this just got a whole lot less interesting.

Whose?

We have a balcony? Why don't you people ever tell me shit?

Use it wisely. Remember, this day comes along only once every... How many years? 3? 5? Shit, the math's not mathing. Anyone here, know how to math?

But you forgot to toast the marshmallow. Icky, disappointing smores...

I'm doubling down on toxic shrieking.

I find that if you throw a bunch of old quilts over the seats, nobody really notices the blood. A good air freshener also helps. I usually go with wintergreen or some such. Really cuts through that metallic blood smell, you know?

seriously though, i drive into the sunrise in the morning and into the sunset in the evening, and I'd like to not have my retinas incinerated any more.

I was hoping for a viable 3rd party, but I'd settle for Trump in jail. Or like a Starbucks gift card...