nameraka

never regret tacos

write mine for me. i have an outline; i just don't have time. i've actually been working on the same short story for like 3 months. i'm not even half way done with the first draft.

didn't realize there was an age limit on skateboarding. someone should tell that tony hawk guy.

I am both offended and aroused by this...

we watched the 60's one but then, the 90's version came out like two years after i graduated.

yeah, i wouldn't bite my thumb after that either. unsanitary...

yeah, i wouldn't bite my thumb after that either. unsanitary...

also, what the fuck does a guy have to do to get a thread moved to dumpster fires?

that's a very specific thumb based power...

thursday should be a go. i have that witch burning thing in the evening, so it will have to be early. my equine messenger is in the shop though, so i'll send a coconut via messenger swallow.

i know right? i barely remember making it.

this is the part where benvolio shows up so we don't actually have to fight, right? it's just... i pulled a muscle the other day and i haven't had time to see my massage therapist this week so... maybe we could just reschedule?

oh it's on.

No. but this quarrel is going nowhere if one of us doesn't grow a pair...

Do you bite your thumb at me sir?

why? that's so mean.

Do you quarrel?

mine's all just a bunch of 1's and 0's.

you should try...

I... accept this...

Also, your penis is racist...

But does that mean your penis can be racist even if you aren’t?