nameraka

i have done this. also before you put your contacts in.

images on my ipad. they were moving and there was sound.

but... shazam...

scotch my blood is 40% scotch

you can be an atheist; just don't be a condescending prick about it like some people i could name.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Afterlife_places

i'm gonna build it.

valhalla always sounded like more fun than heaven. as long as i don't reincarnate, i'll be fine. one lifetime on this shitpile of a planet has been one too many.

roy orbison

made sure to sear it. did that the last time i made corned beef and it made all the difference. ...not sure why it had never occurred to me before.

what was that? i was trying to make a serious point and you come back with that nonsense?

Ugtdfesgbk!!!

uadshfodsif dsf? dfsoiewh dfsio fdsoids! fdshoids...

wife bought it then decided she didn't like it. may use it to make pot roast or something.

anyone? anyone? honestly, who thinks of this shit? whatever happened to the good old days of just pouring straight bourbon down your throat 4 times a day 'till your liver gave out? i want to taste the substance that's slowly rotting my organs, dammit.

my wife bought this hard cherry cola stuff that neither one of us is going to drink, so i was thinking of using it to make a roast. maybe with french onion soup mix and some cream of mushroom.

I’m sorry, what are you even talking about?

kinda sounds like jesus? coincidence? i think not...

how much does a .357 cost? that's my retirement plan.

you just answered your own question.

so the question then becomes, what the hell is wrong with me? i mean, i know what this place is and yet i just keep coming back...

why not not?

I mean seriously. Just why?