Age of S'jet

I posted my dick and then said I was gonna leave. Did for like 6 months. Came back and everyone has my dick saved on their HDD. Creepy. But endearing. I know some of these mfers be jerking off to my dick.

I'm not allowed to have victories here. So the reason this "dick" thing is prevalent right now is because: 1 - it's well above average size 2 - it bends toward the g-spot 3 - people here don't get laid typically 4 - Bitches be jelly

tldr but ill respond to the thread title i dont go after prudes i go after women that i know can throw it back or like fucking as much as me some people like dating and going out to eat all the time and doing stuff with people id rather have a 3 hour fuck sesh and then lay naked and talk about aliens for 45 minutes then repeat.

wheres the poll option that we all know you're gonna actually do

INTENSE EYE ROLL

I mean looking the way you do and defending Zeni is like declaring to the world you're a pedophile.

I'm sorry Tommy Wiseau, who are you?

There's something fucking wrong with you.

itt a story that never happened

imma go do that

wat fun

-nt

shut the fuck up

You're a fucking retard.

ya

Seriously just stream you being you on twitch. People will sub to you and give you weird shit. Get a p.o box too and people will send u their cum socks

Phillies why dont you stream?

Yeah I'm not doing it tm

This is the pinnacle of musical complexity. Yet the instruments tend to drown eachother out.

Do you have Horizon 4?

Ew that - _ - smiley is terrible.

I haven't done anything yet. I've posted on here. Ate a yogurt. Had a glass of OJ. Checked Reddit. AAAAAAAAAAND as I'm typing this my phone is going off. Nvm

I flip my shit because people fucking piss me off.

I'm rescheduling shipments today

I get to work from home today. I gotta take phone calls. Stupid snow.