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...and then he held out some moonshine whiskey oh-ho and said it was the best in all the land (and he wasn't joking!)...

Pro tip for zeni - After a night filled with women at the bar throwing their drinks in your face, it's best to shower and change clothes before going into work.

"Forget your troubles, come on - get Emo You can depress all your cares away, Moan and groan, come on - get Emo, maybe you're just "born that way"."

Then you might be the one to ask...which goes better with foie gras, Thunderbird or Mad Dog?

Yeah, I scrobble to it too. But I had it at one time as my subscribed service before CBS bought it & screwed it up. A lot of "where are they now" in the ASMBJukies group. Karatepop, Colonel Mustang, ShadowStarr, AdamDavis, fvgazi...

I feel fine.

Pretty much used them all...Napster, MusicMatch, Last.FM (ASMBJukies group), etc. Now using Spotify Premium.

He'll find his own new residence is in Fresh Kills.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/education/wp/2017/10/06/a-school-was-evacuated-over-a-strange-odor-it-was-pumpkin-spice-air-freshener/?utm_term=.4427dfe926db

Reporter: "What do you think of your team's execution, Coach?" Tampa Bay Coach John McKay: "I'm in favor of it!"

That would really hurt!

It brings tears to the eyes...

That was no woman, that was a stuffed pantsuit.

Of course, with "Der Bingle", it could have meant he was about to take off his belt & beat the crap outta one of his kids.

Lyric from "Oh, Holy Night".

I'm wondering how offensive she finds cotton. I mean, I'll take those nasty 75% cotton US Currency bills off her hands for free.

Soon to be protested near you - "The Dick Van Dyke Show" episode where Rose Marie sings "Cottonfields" and "Gin" <snicker>. http://www.miamiherald.com/news/nation-world/national/article174071181.html

There's the embarrassment factor. We were constantly finding empty packages of Mydol, Monostat, tampons, Prep H, etc.

I couldn't. Unfortunately, this is one of the states that "outs you" if you won. Nothing like sticking a big target on your back.

I miss "Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn". Patrice O'Neal was a hoot (RIP).

Actually, tomorrow (Thurs) I'm going to my Aunt's funeral. If I were up to it, I could also go to a friend's funeral on Sunday (he died from West Nile Encephalitis), but I have to work. It's been a lousy year.